the garden centre



today...i went to get some plants for the garden. I was after a fucshia shrub. I had a look round but i couldn't see one, so i asked the assistant if they had one. ...the girl said 'no'...what i really wanted her to do was to shout at me

' there's nooo fucshia
nooo fucshia
noooo fucshia
for you-ooo '