Intercourse before a race

[Johnny Foreigner]

I'm running Bleasdale tomorrow and my wife Rita tells me that as I want to run a fast time in the race, nookie is out of the question tonight.

What do you think about that? Have you found that a spot of coitus before or during a race has stopped you running in a good time?

[The Master]

Thats interesting...

Most wives will tell you that you should avoid full coitus for anything up to 6 weeks before a race.

I often think about sex during a race but am not sure whether this affects performance as id need to be able to stop thinking about it in order to test the theory.

[Stagger]

I can't remember

[Antisocial]

My wife often has intercourse with me during a race - in fact she personally packs my mobile phone in my bumbag so she can chew my ear off during races as well (Boom Boom)

[Deejay]

From what my last girlfriend told me, my time wouldn't be much affected if I engaged in it during a race

[XRunner]

Fell running is better than sex because:

1. Fell running lasts for more than ten minutes.
2. You can meet new people and develop relationships during fell running.
3. You can carry out a fell running reccie.
4. You can do fell runs on your own.
5. It's easier to explain your injuries.
6. You can stop to eat during fell runs.
7. Fells don't get jealous of other fells.
8. You can freely discuss when, where, and how many friends you were with when you lost your fell running virginity.
9. You actually want to remember when, where, and with whom.
10. You can talk about your personal best performances.
11. The only interesting disease to contract during fell running is insanity.
12. It isn't embarrassing when people find out you train a lot on your own.
13. If you need to pee, shit or vomit you can just go off to the side.
14. It confuses the hell out of jealous spouses who can't figure out what they are jealous of and why it is so much fun.
15. Nobody tells bad fell running jokes.
16. You don't have to hide your copies of the FRM.
17. You can plan for fell runs months in advance.
18. You can enter fell races in advance.
19. You can expect to get to at least one good fell race each week.
20. You are allowed to use a head torch if it is dark.
21. There is plenty of good craic and beer after a fell race.
22. Waterproof clothes in rubber are essential for some events.
23. It's good even if your partner goes too fast for you.
24. You can chase sheep all day and not be considered abnormal (unless you are also Welsh).

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*With thanks to this website

[Derby Tup]

I'm hoping to have a bit before a race. The one I've got in mind is Borrowdale

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in 2012

[Wheeze]

Nice one XRunner. Please note, this thread is NOT to be confused with Bonking during a fell race which is SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY!

[Fellhound]

Ahh, I remember the good old days, when you could freely talk about bonking without your meaning being misconstrued....

[stevefoster]

I am usually sh@gged after a race, and in fact before a race and mostly during It's the most fun you can have with your clothes on