Oh, I've been kicking him a lot longer than that

I just didn't like the way he was publicly calling out a few of the world's £4£ best fighters when he'd not even beaten the best of Britain. When he got dropped against feather-fisted Willie Limond (the referee's count actually took about 13 seconds in that fight!), I knew the writing was on the wall.

I actually paid the equivalent of £1000 per hour to watch that fight (£15 for 54 secs) but it was the best £15 I've ever spent.