Courting on the fells

[FellMonster]

I happened on a large redhead ' giving head' to a guy on the Rossendale 'Round the Hills' route once.........he was a bit of an old codger and I was tempted to ask how much she was charging.

Twasn't Disco Stan or Cantona was it perchance?

A good friend of mine claimed that he saw a guy giving a girl a bum job while doing hill reps at an local beauty spot in my homeland.....the couple had no shame and continued

I once nearly got frisky on the hills with my wife but a sense of indecency got the hold of me and we just took pictures sitting on the stile.