Well no, I can't... Do you think I should get myself a thin piece of wood or should I flounder confusedly every time I open a tin of paint and think 'I wish I had a thin piece of wood?' and then have to use a good screwdriver or something?
Hmm have to watch OHW, one day she will get her own bit of wood, the next she'll be telling us she doesn't need a man.......