You might be a fellrunner...
Ok, I know there was a similar discussion last year but it was far too serious and meaningful.
In the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy's 'You might be a redneck...', how would you finish the sentence? I'll start.
You might be a fellrunner...
- ... if you think that 'bloody idiot' is a compliment.
- ... if you own more off-road shoes than actual shoes.
- ... if you engage in long discussions about Jelly Babies and their nutritional value.
- ... if you still find mud after two showers and a bath.
- ... if your two-year-old tells everyone about 'Daddy's special magazines. Not allowed touch. Got pictures of muddy people. Not wearing much clothes'
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If you paint your toenails just to hide the mud!
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Toe nails are permanantly black (either bruising or peat)
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Originally Posted by
PlumBum
Toe nails are permanantly black (either bruising or peat)
And washed socks are still stiff with peat!
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If you own no such thing as a pair of white socks....
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Originally Posted by
biara
If you own no such thing as a pair of white socks....
Burst out laughing at this one - it's funny because it's true...
How about:
...if you have the body of someone twenty years younger and the face of someone twenty years older.
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If you think that spending 4 hours slogging up and down hills on a saturday morning is fun
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If you think that public car parks are the perfect place to get naked, regardless of the temperature and the amount of balancing involved...
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If you leave the house on Saturday morning armed with not much else than four quid in change and some safety pins.
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If you prefer washing in streams, rivers, canals or a decent sized puddle rather than your own bathroom.