Today's poet

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Originally Posted by Nee Bother

Cheers MG, hope you combined yer thermals wi yer glasses today??
It was cauld oot there!!!

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Yeah clear blue skies, it looked like a summer day from inside but really windy along the coast!

Oh no, that sounds horrible. Poor you. I have to confess that I haven't been to the dentist for about three years out of fear. I know I should go but I hate it so much (and its blooming expensive). I hope you are feeling better today.

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Originally Posted by Alf

I had a hellish trip to the dentist yesterday morning Hes where Mr "Mengele" my Dentist had launched a particularly vicious attack on two of my molars! In fact at any minute I was waiting for him to whisper in my ear "Is it safe?" :w00t:

My teeth ached, my jaw ached, my head ached and Paracetamol didn't help so I picked up a cheap bottle of Shiraz from the Co-op on the way home. :o

So that probably accounts for the earthiness and the melancholy :D

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Nice one NB! Its been such a gorgeous, positive day!

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Originally Posted by Nee Bother

Obscured by
gloomy dark
clouds, pressing
heavy, suffocating,
pressure building,
enclosing, crushing,
depressing, then,
suddenly
a shaft of light,
a bud, a shoot
and a small spring
flower appears to
awake me again.

Thank you my friend.
NB

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(after a few beers wi me mate Ter and best spoken in canny ard Sun'land twang!!)

Lent

Me days of religion
are probably spent
But me n wor lass
Wer still foller Lent

Dint think ah believe
but still gan alang
What divva give up
it last seeee lang

She sat me down
sez dinnit be vexed
This year for Lent
wer given up sex!!

Ah telt me mates
they thowt it wer funny
'ye gi up sweets chocklat
or spending yer money'

Ah asked wor Ter
He's a bit of a lad
Hails frem Castle Hilton
in a posh council pad

He sez tell you'er lass
Mind look strite inna eye
'yer'll give summit up
but she has t' comply'

'Ahl meet yer halfway
me gorgeous hinny
we'll av touchy feely
but nee sticky inny!!'

:w00t: NB

Great poem Auld Ken, that's what appens in yer ed when yer mix bacon, cheese and Golden Syrup on a pancake!

Brilliant NB!:thumbup:

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Originally Posted by Nee Bother

(after a few beers wi me mate Ter and best spoken in canny ard Sun'land twang!!)

Lent

Me days of religion
are probably spent
But me n wor lass
Wer still foller Lent

Dint think ah believe
but still gan alang
What divva give up
it last seeee lang

She sat me down
sez dinnit be vexed
This year for Lent
wer given up sex!!

Ah telt me mates
they thowt it wer funny
'ye gi up sweets chocklat
or spending yer money'

Ah asked wor Ter
He's a bit of a lad
Hails frem Castle Hilton
in a posh council pad

He sez tell you'er lass
Mind look strite inna eye
'yer'll give summit up
but she has t' comply'

'Ahl meet yer halfway
me gorgeous hinny
we'll av touchy feely
but nee sticky inny!!'

:w00t: NB

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Originally Posted by stevefoster

Great poem Auld Ken, that's what appens in yer ed when yer mix bacon, cheese and Golden Syrup on a pancake!

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Blame grandmerrymasterlegs for this one...sorry

Appen's every year
on pancake night
we swear, we argue
sometimes we fight.

The more i say she
gets crosser n crosser
Her sister calls over
sez am a good tosser :w00t:

Attachment 4573

Mickledore

Horizon severed
Geologically faulted
Rocks gashed
Journey halted
NB

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Originally Posted by Alf

I had a hellish trip to the dentist yesterday morning Hes where Mr "Mengele" my Dentist had launched a particularly vicious attack on two of my molars! In fact at any minute I was waiting for him to whisper in my ear "Is it safe?" :w00t:

My teeth ached, my jaw ached, my head ached and Paracetamol didn't help so I picked up a cheap bottle of Shiraz from the Co-op on the way home. :o

So that probably accounts for the earthiness and the melancholy :D

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sorry to hear that alf hope you feel pain free soon x

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Originally Posted by Nee Bother

(after a few beers wi me mate Ter and best spoken in canny ard Sun'land twang!!)

Lent

Me days of religion
are probably spent
But me n wor lass
Wer still foller Lent

Dint think ah believe
but still gan alang
What divva give up
it last seeee lang

She sat me down
sez dinnit be vexed
This year for Lent
wer given up sex!!

Ah telt me mates
they thowt it wer funny
'ye gi up sweets chocklat
or spending yer money'

Ah asked wor Ter
He's a bit of a lad
Hails frem Castle Hilton
in a posh council pad

He sez tell you'er lass
Mind look strite inna eye
'yer'll give summit up
but she has t' comply'

'Ahl meet yer halfway
me gorgeous hinny
we'll av touchy feely
but nee sticky inny!!'

:w00t: NB

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this is class! you are on a roll...i reckon you have found a niche:-)