Quiet Around Here

My gin is starting to work. I laughed at that. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Roger Rabbit

Professor of maths sends wife txt. "Dear wife, ur 54 years old, u can no longer satisfy my needs so when you get this i will be in a motel with my 18 yr old assistant I'm i will be home late." "Dear husbandyou're also 54 and by the time you get this i'll also be at a motel with 18yr old toyboy, you're a mathematician so you'll know that 18 goes in to 54 alot more times than 54 goes in to 18, so don't wait up floppy knob

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Honestly. He brought me one a few weeks ago. It was lovely.

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Originally Posted by Stick

...tell me Dom's taking the mick...Organic gin...? Is there really such a thing...? :confused:

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I'll have a half dozen bottles then please.

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Originally Posted by dominion

I work for a parcel delivery company. Costs / strikes don't affect me!

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Originally Posted by Joliver Jim

I got you a Black Sheep Ale or something.

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:D Cheers JJ. S'going down a treat!

Mrs Stick's chattering away in the background something about how she thinks I should fancy the mother* of my little step-son's friend. What does that mean then...:confused: :confused:


*...gotta admit... I think I could be tempted (better post this quick...:eek: )

Stick!!! You ain't being a bad lad are you???!!

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Originally Posted by Stick

:D Cheers JJ. S'going down a treat!

Mrs Stick's chattering away in the background something about how she thinks I should fancy the mother* of my little step-son's friend. What does that mean then...:confused: :confused:


*...gotta admit... I think I could be tempted (better post this quick...:eek: )

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Originally Posted by Joliver Jim

Honestly. He brought me one a few weeks ago. It was lovely.

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http://www.junipergreen.org/

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Originally Posted by Joliver Jim

I'll have a half dozen bottles then please.

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Okay, sounds worthy of a try. I'll have one too cheers Dom. ;)

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Originally Posted by Joliver Jim

Stick!!! You ain't being a bad lad are you???!!

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No no no no...no no, no no no, no no no no.

not yet...;)

No seriously, what's it mean when ones missus say things like that. She does talk a lot about said lady's 'usband mind...:mad:

Married life is a mine field out there. Everyone is up to something.

That's not a good answer is it?

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Originally Posted by Stick

No no no no...no no, no no no, no no no no.

not yet...;)

No seriously, what's it mean when ones missus say things like that. She does talk a lot about said lady's 'usband mind...:mad:

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No.....