Was hoping it would cure it and THEN i would have told you....instead, it made it worse....so more lazyiness neededQuote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
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Was hoping it would cure it and THEN i would have told you....instead, it made it worse....so more lazyiness neededQuote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
A right pair......once my illness passes I will resurge back into running mode for a full half hour before becoming a couch potato once more
No rush fatty.Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
What about this commonwealth nonsense? Does that not tickle your fancy? You could train really hard to get in and then get disqualified for number folding
Who do you think I am- James Dean in REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE?
You remind me more of Marlon Brando in Apocalypse NowQuote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
Thank goodness you didnt say HALLE BERRY in MONSTER'S BALL
<tries to look all innocent...>
Look, it is getting really confusing with these matching UKA avatars... can you all change them please? I don't know who I am talking to anymore...:confused:
Who said that!!?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
Is that you HAN?
No, it's YOU! Fellmonster! Or was I the Master:confused:
I think you will find that I am the Master.....this is indicated by my larger and slightly better avatarQuote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
Just joined The Ponies me'self there Derby...:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Derby Tup
I have absolutely NO idea what you are talking abouot...Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
me too, thanx Amex.
Ponies on the Wrekin! (that'll scare the deer. And possibly some old dears:D)
Multi-coloured ponies across the UK it seems then! Which madness shall we embrace next- I wonder if we can attract any irish members?Quote:
Originally Posted by alanj
We should start smoking pipes
Which kind?
Piss pipes or peace pipes? As cool as they are- they give mouth cancer, so I'll stay clear
Pipes aren't for me either...
We could all get a pony tattoo in stead...
You big babyQuote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
I have smoked many types of pipe and have yet to grow any tumours of note
I did once receive a threat to "push that ~@&%!!! pipe down your throat" though
I have toyed with this....are you game??Quote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
He's been egging me on to get a tat for a while
I'll bet you were referred to as "BIG DAWG" when you received your threat.....that special title is reserved for me it seems.......and thats just Emmilou!
Pink and green vests arrived this morning, cheers big fella;)
Yeah but you're too softQuote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
Nout to do with being soft....it's a lifelong commitmentQuote:
Originally Posted by The Master
Soft...Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
You're just trying to use me to get me shouting hard hard hard hard hard back at you , you big poof
I'll have a Pony tattoo, who does em, and who wants their hand holding while its done:rolleyes:
Weak minded oaf....wait till my foot grows backQuote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
Hanneke seems to have gone quiet now ive called her bluff re: tattoos
I think Han is tougher than you think sir....she'll get it on her ankle bone....she's probably 'busy' at present
At last, a proper Pony!Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
Mrs Master says i have to get mine done by Miami Ink off the Sky wankibox....as if
Rambo in Eccles precinct should be able to sort us out
You're a brave man- I'd need permission from her indoors before I was so boldQuote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
Soft...Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
You wouldn't half know you'd been on the cakes and beerQuote:
Originally Posted by The Master
Im hammered....Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
Off to get a fresh cream Chelsea Bun from the fridge now>
Im getting a tattoo
Lo, the fell monster with the deadly sting who passes mountains, breaks through fenced walls and firm embattled spears, and with his filth taints all the world - Dante's Inferno
1917?
Sounds like me doesn't it!
Tattoo indeed. I shall consider
Soft...Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
I'll have you know, i am not brave sir, just silly with ballbag and gobshit leanings and tendencies;)Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
The Master is plastered
You could have fooled me and just said "yeah, Im brave"Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
Soft...