And the Latin wind blows............
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It doesnt half glow. I felt like a 'Ready Brek' kid :)
:eek::eek::eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by alanj
WHAT???? Pony vests should only ever and always be worn visibly and therefore ON TOP OF whatever else you are wearing... Only times a pony does not visibly wear his/her vest is when the activity in which he/she is engaged is more appropriately done nekkid!
Consider yourself disgraced and spanked for the offence of wearing a pony vest underneath your t-shirt, in stead of over it!!!!:cool:
Fantastic......central heating for kids and that.....superb......but who's better......ready brek kids or milky bar kids?Quote:
Originally Posted by alanj
soft my arse master
I'll bet money that AMEX has worn his pony vest for love making. Which colour though and did he fold his number though?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
I sent him a defaced and folded number with my cheque just to wind him upQuote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
Superb sir.....no doubt he'll be pinning it onto his vest and hedging his bets for later.....I hear he's got a powerful finish.......... hahahahaha
ROFLMAO...
Well, I shall try and wear my vests for lovemaking when I get back to my post box on the 24th. I shall keep you posted and see what the party I shall inflict this on thinks :D Thank God he is a fell runner, allbeit not a pony (yet) so he may just be able to cope... :D
Not having seen the vests yet, do I need to warn him and tell him to wear his sunglasses:cool:
Enjoy Han......if there's carpet burns to match all the diff pony vest colours then clearly a good time has been had!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
Amex in his pony Vest or David Mellor in his Chelsea shirt now that is a pole worth doing....:eek:;):DQuote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
It will take him a while to unfold it sir and i doubt he will want to wear it when he sees the "artwork" i have addedQuote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
OMG OMG OMG :eek::eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by IanDarkpeak
Haha- you'll regret those words--> Amex will be calling at a town near you very soon......won't be long til may day.......and you'll be literally calling MAYDAY (feeling all at sea) when you asked to dance around Amex's pole!Quote:
Originally Posted by IanDarkpeak
I hope you took a photo so we can see said artwork? I mean, I am an art historian after all, I am interested in art... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by The Master
I am relying on you having matching carpet burns ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
An art historian? Is that cockney rhyming slang?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
No photo im afraid:cool:
haha.....pink ones, black ones, white ones, orange ones and lime green ones! Guaranteed.
Shame... I must get onto Amex then, to keep it for me to see... It may cost me mind...:oQuote:
Originally Posted by The Master
That sounds most excellent :) I like colour, life is too dull without it :)Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
Yes i have i did it in the pink!! as well you know sir! i also sent a pic of Mrs Amex to the Master of Mrs Amex in a thong and pink vest!Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
Thanks to the Master for the folded number i wet myself pity he forgot to put the cheque in the ballfag:D
I Am Heartbroken:(Quote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
Did you fold it up again?Quote:
Originally Posted by Amex
Yes!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by The Master
Amex, I will make up to you when we next see each other... if only you did not live so far away... I like my lovers to be close at hand... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Amex
Mind you, your pink vest and my orange one... nah, too much of a colour clash Indian style going on there... it would be killing!!! :eek:
Soft...Quote:
Originally Posted by Amex
DING DONG but you want me to use my hand??:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
Have you never heard of going dutch sir?
Amex has his very on 'right-hand man'!
Right-knee-man you mean? :)
WHAT HAS BEEN GOING ON OVER THE LAST TEN PAGES, SPRING IS HERE WITH ALL THOSE TESTOSTERONE CHARGED REPLIES, you will all be knackered before ya get on the fells for running if that is what you are going to do??????????????????????
GOOD NEWS,,,,,,,,GREEN VESTS FOR ME ,HIM OFF THE TELE AND DALO ARRIVED TODAY. they are brilliant, mine will be aired at Blakey Blitz (NYMoors) on Sunday.
ML did not know you were a farmer!!!!!!!!
DJ have you got a green one for Sunday.
Daz , Dalo is doing YR ARAN,
[QUOTE=Ambrosia Kid;207725]
ML did not know you were a farmer!!!!!!!! I believe he has a smallholding
DJ have you got a green one for Sunday. No green one but I've got a white two on my frontdoor:D:D
[QUOTE=Deejay;207726]Ha ha,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, do you want to borrow a green one so we can be twinnies on Sunday.......:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid
Take it Dalo didn't do the Hobble?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid
Take it the Mrs. informed you of this at Duddon last year:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Deejay
Still, you wouldn't want it on the end of your nose as a spot:p
True but if was on the end of me nose as a smallholding it would be a good ice-breaker at parties:DQuote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
Who is the Keeper/Distributor of The Pony vests? Races pending must be festooned in suitable attire!
[QUOTE=merrylegs;207745]Take it Dalo didn't do the Hobble?
No i gather it was a no go when he realised 8am start,,,,,,,,,,
Anyway Farmer Giles ML did you get the calf tattoed then!!!!!!
Green vest outing Sunday ,,,,,,,,,,wait until Anni Waltz, a sea of green ponies all over the fells :D
Have a good weekend.................
by the by, i am deffo having a day off late next week (Thurs or Friday)to recce the sedbergh race route hope weather is as good as this week. If anyone fancies a steady jog around let me know....
The Master for black (def in stock) / white (may be none left)
Amex for pink / green or orange it seems
It depends what colour!Quote:
Originally Posted by Alphin
I believe you are after an "original" which is therefore down to myself and Fat Fellmonster.....in Large?
Hang on.....will go and email you:cool:
x 2 please, in large :)Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
Cheers for email will PM Fell monster :)