They both have 2 legs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Welsh Harrier
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They both have 2 legs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Welsh Harrier
Thanks WP!
I remember it as "One of their legs are both the same"Quote:
Originally Posted by Witton Park
Johnny's farm trip:
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this rooney baiting has gone too far . saw a bloke outside old trafford burning effigys of him . oh hang on it was a baked spud van !
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff
This bloke came up to me last night and started throwing cheese, milk and yoghurt at me,
I said to Mrs Superfly "How very dare he?"
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He Said To Me!
He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?
He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing butfart
He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him ... . They don't have time.
He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. . .. A widow.
He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him .. . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town out in the country. She orders the chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast she starts to choke on a chicken bone. Well these two country boys in the next booth notice she is choking so they get up and go over to help her. The first country boy drops his coveralls and bends over and the second country boy starts (rhymes with flicking) his (rhymes with Hut). The women watches these two go at it and is grossed out. She pukes all over the place, dislodging the chicken bone from her throat. The country boy pulls his overalls back up and says to the other, "You're right Leroy, that hind-lick maneuver works like a charm."
Got offered a Job as a banker in Seoul
Had to turn it down though as I thought that Korea was wrong for me