Story

A pub opposite

A duck pond

covered in weed

With that smell

of a fellrunners

Deep hairy armpit

dripping with sweat

Stinky old helly's

tired old Walshes

tired old legs

A waterfall appeared

And tireder head

Creaky sore knees

waterfall was missed

but checkpoint wasn't

,reached the top

and suddenly realised

The excellent views

were different than

before, the clouds

lifting, to reveal

A massive spaceship

Piloted by Cuckoos

who spoke Prussian.

"KuckucK, wir sind'

what we eat

Steak and chip's

With mushy peas?

Peppercorn sauce please

with extra cream

and raspberry syrup

On peppercorn steak???

"Verwünschen! Nicht Frankreich?"

Right Said Fred?

I'm too sexy

for my golfcourse

Four right people

All going left

Then going centrally

Going up certainly