Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid

Hey up ML, Bg relay details being formulated (unorganised ) as we speak!!!Been a bit busy like,,,,,,,,,,
Do you fancy a 6.30pm start anyone.
If any one else wants to join in, please pm me.........

Just done Old county tops , what a brilliant day out on fells, just a shame me and Dalo did not have the legs, plus we lost some valuable time on our reccied route (not enough reccying) we ended up staring over a few dodgy buttresses..by the time we got to Great Moss all our advantage had gone big style,,,,,,,, we could still laugh about it though......next year we wil perfect it:confused::confused: 10hrs 30mins by the way

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Well done old stick!

6.30pm OK with me

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Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid

Hey up ML, Bg relay details being formulated (unorganised ) as we speak!!!Been a bit busy like,,,,,,,,,,
Do you fancy a 6.30pm start anyone.
If any one else wants to join in, please pm me.........

Just done Old county tops , what a brilliant day out on fells, just a shame me and Dalo did not have the legs, plus we lost some valuable time on our reccied route (not enough reccying) we ended up staring over a few dodgy buttresses..by the time we got to Great Moss all our advantage had gone big style,,,,,,,, we could still laugh about it though......next year we wil perfect it:confused::confused: 10hrs 30mins by the way

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6.30pm start for Leg one? Anything's ok with me, may go up on the 16th July and stay for a week.
Well done on the OCT, the world can turn to ratsh!t, but if you can still laugh aboot it, it's aboot reet, marra;):D

Well done on the OCT AK... the weather was bloody horrid. The lad we were following on his BG - Flatlander - (have to say, we didn't see much of him in the fog) pulled out on Leg 3. He'd just lost too much time in the clag trying to find his way (and man, was it claggy!).

Shame 'cos he was going very strongly and seemed very confident with the navigating... he'll do it next time.

On for the Relay, just still knackered from Friday night:eek:.

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Originally Posted by The Master

Was very impressed to see Turbo Tom outing the pink vest with style:D

Did you have a good race?

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Yes thanks sir,improved on last years time by 3 minutes but it wasn't in 60 mile per hour wind then so would have been faster still i think

well Fatty Pudgy was 12 mins down on last year! I blame my problems with wind.

Your problem Pudgy is that you're too competitive, trying to compete with me to see who can be the fattest, laziest twat in the ponies......it's a close call I fear

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Originally Posted by The Master

Was very impressed to see Turbo Tom outing the pink vest with style:D

Did you have a good race?

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I was quite pleased with it really. Apart from being taken out by hail on the top of moel elio and losing my baggy pants. It was a really good weekend

Well soon I'll be less fat and less lazy. Not much I can do about the twat bit, I'm afraid.

Yeah I was really impressed by Turbo's performance. Apparently the wind was up to 80mph and that hail really hurt. You'll be a proper crow eating bearded fell runner in no time :D

Cant wait to give you a whipping at saddleworth. The local v the foreigner. have you entered Y Garn as well

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Originally Posted by FellMonster

Your problem Pudgy is that you're too competitive, trying to compete with me to see who can be the fattest, laziest twat in the ponies......it's a close call I fear

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I have not moved in the last hour and have put on half a kilo in a bid to be fat and lazy, although typing this may have burned some calories:rolleyes:

A whipping in Saddleworth! Tell it's Yorkshire, weirdo country:eek:

Yeah, you may have a point ML. Whenever I'm on this forum I seem to have plentiful food and drink to hand, and don't actually do any running, apart from the occaisional embarassment of a race. Maybe a new Ponies motto;

Pigius, pingius, thecius

Fattier, lazier, twattier


(with apologies to Baron de Courbowhatsit)

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Originally Posted by Pudgy

A whipping in Saddleworth! Tell it's Yorkshire, weirdo country:eek:

Yeah, you may have a point ML. Whenever I'm on this forum I seem to have plentiful food and drink to hand, and don't actually do any running, apart from the occaisional embarassment of a race. Maybe a new Ponies motto;

Pigius, pingius, thecius

Fattier, lazier, twattier


(with apologies to Baron de Courbowhatsit)

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Speak for yourself lardy ladyboys!

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Originally Posted by The Master

Speak for yourself lardy ladyboys!

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Anorexia rules OK :p
Get some pies down yer Bonebag.

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Originally Posted by crumblydown

Anorexia rules OK :p
Get some pies down yer Bonebag.

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I ate 4 steaks at the Gaucho Grill last night and still managed two desserts:cool:

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Originally Posted by Pudgy

A whipping in Saddleworth! Tell it's Yorkshire, weirdo country:eek:

Yeah, you may have a point ML. Whenever I'm on this forum I seem to have plentiful food and drink to hand, and don't actually do any running, apart from the occaisional embarassment of a race. Maybe a new Ponies motto;

Pigius, pingius, thecius

Fattier, lazier, twattier


(with apologies to Baron de Courbowhatsit)

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Yorkshire, yorkshire. Its officially part of Greater Manchester. Any way your just dodging the facts

I say i say, why do the ponies vests have an issue with nipple rubbing eh.

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Originally Posted by Al Fowler

I say i say, why do the ponies vests have an issue with nipple rubbing eh.

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I don't know, why do pony vests have an issue with nipple rubbing ??
or is that just Amex getting excited ?:p:D

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Originally Posted by crumblydown

I don't know, why do pony vests have an issue with nipple rubbing ??
or is that just Amex getting excited ?:p:D

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Im afriad i dont have the punch line.:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Al Fowler

I say i say, why do the ponies vests have an issue with nipple rubbing eh.

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You should be more colourful and not go for the incognito black. :) I've not had any sandpaper effect with the pink or green vests. They've been fine on a 4 hour run.

If you have problems with nipple chafing in your pony vests you are clearly a lady and/or Princess and should therefore combine with a sports bra.

If any of you now realise your mistake please let me know and i will sort you out with ladies vests:cool:

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Originally Posted by The Master

If you have problems with nipple chafing in your pony vests you are clearly a lady and/or Princess and should therefore combine with a sports bra.

If any of you now realise your mistake please let me know and i will sort you out with ladies vests:cool:

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I already have a ladies vest.;)

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Originally Posted by Al Fowler

I already have a ladies vest.;)

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I rest my case!:D

Nipple chaffing, just HTFU and get used to it, end of Ballbags:rolleyes:
Feck me, what's next Scrot Rot from hard man's shorts:D

Report on Karl and Dale's recent OCT adventure posted on Pony site.

In fact, it's so long it now takes up the whole Pony site, i think he may have been drinking a bit!

Where's the photos Karlos??:p

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Originally Posted by The Master

Report on Karl and Dale's recent OCT adventure posted on Pony site.

In fact, it's so long it now takes up the whole Pony site, i think he may have been drinking a bit!

Where's the photos Karlos??:p

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Took all day to read it but its a good read!

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Originally Posted by The Master

Report on Karl and Dale's recent OCT adventure posted on Pony site.

In fact, it's so long it now takes up the whole Pony site, i think he may have been drinking a bit!

Where's the photos Karlos??:p

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War and Peace ain't in it:D Good article Karl but I don't think photos of the participants will improve it;) (Denise excepted of course:D)

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Originally Posted by The Master

Report on Karl and Dale's recent OCT adventure posted on Pony site.

In fact, it's so long it now takes up the whole Pony site, i think he may have been drinking a bit!

Where's the photos Karlos??:p

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Phew! Felt like i ran it with them:eek:
Well done to both of them;)
Was gonna write a report about me and Mrs.C's adventures at the Fellsman for the pony site but don't know how to post it on there.
It would be somewhat shorter ie: We started at 9am from Ingleton and finished just short of 17 hours later in Threshfeild........the in-between bit is a bit hazy, but i'm sure we enjoyed it. And i had a glass of wine and a fag outside me caravan at 3 in the morning, Happy memories:)

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

Phew! Felt like i ran it with them:eek:
Well done to both of them;)
Was gonna write a report about me and Mrs.C's adventures at the Fellsman for the pony site but don't know how to post it on there.
It would be somewhat shorter ie: We started at 9am from Ingleton and finished just short of 17 hours later in Threshfeild........the in-between bit is a bit hazy, but i'm sure we enjoyed it. And i had a glass of wine and a fag outside me caravan at 3 in the morning, Happy memories:)

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I still think thats a bit wordy;)

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Originally Posted by The Master

I still think thats a bit wordy;)

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Me too, should have stopped after 'We':D

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Originally Posted by The Master

Report on Karl and Dale's recent OCT adventure posted on Pony site.

In fact, it's so long it now takes up the whole Pony site, i think he may have been drinking a bit!

Where's the photos Karlos??:p

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Great write up but you try and work out why these two have pink vest's

"the only trouble I had going down here was holding my tracksters up( they were soaking wet and my waist cord was in a knot) , and trying to keep up with Dale , oh yes and I got hit on the back of my right calf by a rolling rock, but apart from that all ok. We hit the forest and I lost touch with Dale as he bounded through the infant spruce/pine trees"

sounds like Karl and Dale had a very very good time:eek:

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Originally Posted by Amex

Great write up but you try and work out why these two have pink vest's

"the only trouble I had going down here was holding my tracksters up( they were soaking wet and my waist cord was in a knot) , and trying to keep up with Dale , oh yes and I got hit on the back of my right calf by a rolling rock, but apart from that all ok. We hit the forest and I lost touch with Dale as he bounded through the infant spruce/pine trees"

sounds like Karl and Dale had a very very good time:eek:

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That makes it sound like RPB was running with his dog, I'll have to get some of them Bob Martins, they might do me more good than running in Doc Martins.:eek::D

Good write up RPB.

The weather really was pants around Grisedale Tarn... I came across a few OCT competitors and was glad I was on the way home... they (and you) were just warming up!

Glad to see it's not just me who can get a bit wordy... I prefer to call it descriptive.;)

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

Phew! Felt like i ran it with them:eek:
Well done to both of them;)
Was gonna write a report about me and Mrs.C's adventures at the Fellsman for the pony site but don't know how to post it on there.
It would be somewhat shorter ie: We started at 9am from Ingleton and finished just short of 17 hours later in Threshfeild........the in-between bit is a bit hazy, but i'm sure we enjoyed it. And i had a glass of wine and a fag outside me caravan at 3 in the morning, Happy memories:)

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ML, write that report on a word document , then send it to Master, then it appears as if by magic, except a bit of it was edited, i will have a wordy conversation with the Master about this.
DJ is right about photos not making it better, if someone just sticks a picture of a cloud there, just imagine we were in it.
Someone was taking snaps at road crossings so there may be something in cyberspace,,,,,,,,,over to you DJ, you are good at digging things up!!!!

Amex only you could interpret something else, I did laugh at that though!!!

Any ponies making the outing to Bamford on monday?

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Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid

ML, write that report on a word document , then send it to Master, then it appears as if by magic, except a bit of it was edited, i will have a wordy conversation with the Master about this.
DJ is right about photos not making it better, if someone just sticks a picture of a cloud there, just imagine we were in it.
Someone was taking snaps at road crossings so there may be something in cyberspace,,,,,,,,,over to you DJ, you are good at digging things up!!!!

Amex only you could interpret something else, I did laugh at that though!!!

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I had to take some of the more flowery bits out....here is an example:

"After eating a few butties we both felt like a nap so i sat against a rock and Dale rested his head in my lap while i read us both some of my latest poems and smoked my pipe"

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Originally Posted by TurboTom

Any ponies making the outing to Bamford on monday?

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was seriously considering it, but (believe it or not, and for reasons too boring to go into) it looks like I'm more likely to be doing Buxton Half Mara on Sunday :eek: :eek: - bet there are no other Ponies doing that one!?

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Originally Posted by The Master

I had to take some of the more flowery bits out....here is an example:

"After eating a few butties we both felt like a nap so i sat against a rock and Dale rested his head in my lap while i read us both some of my latest poems and smoked my pipe"

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And slipped into a Rice Pudding induced sleep and dreamt of Merrylegs:D

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

And slipped into a Rice Pudding induced sleep and dreamt of Merrylegs:D

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I see a story coming on here!! where we all put a bit in

........................ But then suddenly without warning moorlander woke:eek:
like a caged tiger (roar) being released from his captive chains that had held his movement and animal freedom, for what seemed like a lifetime, he sprang to his feet in male domination :D he stood higher than any mountain with eyes deeper than wasdale it's self he scoured the his surrounding area, not even blinking

In a strange way for just a split second, rice pudding boy was paralyzed by the sight of moorlander stood there in all his majestic glory.

Moorlander had seen his objective the evil barron-von-ballbag who's devilish antics had brought our two intrepid agents to this point, the killing of a whole village, and moorlanders and rice pudding boys cat (meow)

But just then there was a strange noise ...................................

PAAARRRRP!!!:eek:
"Sorry" said Rice Pudding Boy, "Too much Rice Pud, and i'm a bit frightened":o

I fear I may have followed through, any dock leaves around? and don,t pass me any of those nettles you know they play havoc with my??