The Masters Lounge

- fascinators claiming to be a balaclava
- numbers left fully visible on the car dash board
- wellingtons not Walshes (true at the Hodder Valley Show race)
- MP3 player playing at full volume
- sunglasses
- double push chair for the twins
- handbag with purse for lunch and toilet stop
- whistle without a pea

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Originally Posted by Tussockface

You don't want to look in there, Mr B.
I've heard it's the repository for all the unsatisfactory safety equipment that's been confiscated over the years.
You know the kind of thing: Pertex overtrousers with untaped seams; half-eaten emergency food; compasses wrenched from the grasp of simple souls who don't know how to turn them on; road maps of Alaska, etc.

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I could put my bike in there.

I think it's time to put another nickel in the jukebox & play that "Truck Driving Man". Let's get wellied & cry on each other's shoulders about how things aren't what they used to be. No scratchings for me thanks - my teeth aren't up to it these days. Lycra? GPS? Bah. We did it proper in our day. If you didn't run in flared jeans and winklepickers after downing 4 pints you didn't run at all. You're my best mate you are.

Is the salad bar well stocked in there? It's pies and ale only in the Moderators Suite and I'm trying to lose some lard

sala........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What are we, flamin' tortoises??
Of course we have a more varied menu than in Mods suite. You can have pies with gravy, with baked beans, with mushy peas, with mash or with all of them. In the interests of lard-loss,l we do NOT do chips or those frenchy 'fries'.
Oh, and if you ask VERY nicely, you can get shandy rather than full fat beer.

Nice one Wheeze
Glad to hear you cater for veggies and vegans :)

That DT has changed since he became a mod. I have even heard, he my be going all suedehead on us.

Looking at the pics of his fishing exploits it looks like DT is back to poaching?? It's all a load of pollocks...

Nothing wrong with tortoises Mr Wheeze and they eat meat, given a chance. But I agee that salad is pointless.

Poached tortoise anyone? Inna bun?

The Moderator's Suite?? Is that friday night in The Swan?