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how does the master like his gravy?
He may like it with Xmas pudding that the Fludge (Mr H.O.T.T.) won in the wilds of the Northumbrian fells today, if there is any left of course.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fleeter
WHO WON A RACE?????????????WAS IT PINK SPARKLY VEST,:confused:
Dark....just like my women (I mean woman...whoops):cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fleeter
Bloody prizewinning Ponies everywhere....and quality prizes too!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid
We tried to talk a fit looking stud to into joining us today at Hexamshire but alas he said "neigh lads", his photo should be on website in the near future, if I can persuade the Master.
Already done:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid
*trots into yard, tail held high wearing shiny red rosette!!*
BLIMEY - would you adam and eve it!! Thanks for the well dones gang - really really chuffed!!
Huge tin of choccies for my troubles soon to be devoured no doubt:D
Well done Fleeter - hope it's 'proper' gravy:cool:
Well done Emmi
Great stuff Emmilou
Welldone on your wins emmilou and fleeter :) .and and dont worry about all these thorough bred ponies winnining master i'll keep the ratio on the floor have no doubt:D
..it was ah h h h h h bisto!!!!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by emmilou
Well done winning ponnies
Well done emmilou and Fleeter, don't share your prizes, choccies and gravy uurgh:eek: Fleeter i notice from one of your posts you have a cyclocross bike. Fancy the 3 Peaks Cyclocross. I was in for this year but it got cancelled. Entry forms for next year go online 15 July 2008. May be difficult to get in as everyone who gained an entry this year is guaranteed one next year. No harm trying though, people drop out with injuries other commitments etc. We could be Team Fell Pony. Aiming to do the Stoop for my next race. Any other Ponies doing that one? See you soon:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by emmilou
Stoop...yes hopefully and im sure Sluggard was going to as well?Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
Christmas Ponies! Tremendous.
Master, we need to change my joke of the week.
Aargh!
Woke up today with a verucca on me hoof.:eek: Bloody Verucca Fairy.
What do you mean, "We"?Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
Joke of the week is entirely your responsibility and i would like to take this opportunity to publicly distance myself from it!:D
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Originally Posted by Deejay
How on earth do you check your own hooves??:rolleyes:
Hang on I'll think of an answer in a minute, I hope. In the meantime, what's the best cure? Will I have to get t' vetinary in?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
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Originally Posted by Deejay
You may have to be shot....i would keep quiet and not tell the vet;)
Don't get Mr Chinery off league of gentleman or you'll be an ex pony. Hope i get me vest in time for the stoop:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Deejay
You should do Merrylegs...expecting them very soon.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
Er, with two cleverly placed mirrors??Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
Master you appear to have many postings today, I thought you were busy at work ?? seeing as how you used that feeble excuse to whimp out of leg 1.
A wise move I must say with hail snow and rain, took a spectacular tumble coming off Blencathra and have the bruises to prove it.
I think Mrs crumbly and I may also have a trot around this one.;)Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
yes i am going to try and get in but i wasn't expecting this years race to get cancelled,but will send my form off anyways :DQuote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
I have indeed been busy with most tiresome work stuff today.....and she wasnt supposed to tell you!Quote:
Originally Posted by crumblydown
Did Lantern enjoy?:)
Well, that BG leg 1 recce was something of an adventure. It demonstrated beautifully the fact that the weather and temperature change dramatically with altitude. The slog up Skiddaw was a bit of a test.
Now, I know I am stating the bleedin' obvious, but, whereas the Peak District tends to go 'up, down, up, down, up, down', in the Lakes you go 'up, up, up, and up some more, then down, down, down and down again.... and 'tis a different experience.
On the top of Skiddaw, the wind was fierce enough to knock even a dray like myself over, and the spits of rain turned into needles of ice (forgive the poetic licence;) ).
As I thought to myself, "Better take these specs off or else the wind'll have 'em", the wind had 'em. They flew off into the icy abyss. BUGGER!
The Crumblies joined the search, and after a freezing five minutes, Mrs C. gleefully frollicked up the hill brandishing specs, "Got 'em", she cried... "Great, but they're not mine!!!"
After another couple of minutes, it became apparent they were gone and we were risking hypothermia, so I pocketed the new specs and the descent took us out of the wind. Spectacular scenery, but the cold and driving wind and sleet tempered my enthusiasm a bit!!
A bit weary by Blencathra, but the conditions were a bit... special, shall we say!
And the new specs, weren't exactly right but good enough to get me home.
I have to say, anyone doing a winter round must be mentally as hard as nails. I know the conditions there can be far worse than yesterday, and go on to complete the full hit in anything like that would take some doing.:eek:
Well done on the weekend's acheivements Emmi and Fleeter... you can rely on me to keep the Ponies well represented at the other end of the field!
Glad you enjoyed ?? yourself Lantern, testing little number wasn't it. By the way I've got you some Bloc spec ties save freezing our nuts off next time, I'll give them to you at weekend.
New batch of vests have arrived. will get them to the Master asap for distribution.
WOO-HOO!Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
surely mine will be in this batch? <falls to knees, clasps hands together and looks to heaven>
whinee followed by excited stamping of hooves.:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by DazTheSlug
YIPEE, may get to run as a pony on rotherham after all :D .Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
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Originally Posted by old un
cripes!! that reminds me - best dig it out and wash it:o
What sizes have you got??
Medium and Large mens, Small and Medium ladies at the moment but have had a request for XL and can sort any size really:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Silly Big Fella
I may have found the ideal Christmas present for a virile club member.
So to speak. Allegedly. Possibly.
http://www.purplemonkeystore.com/pro...roducts_id=322
Or should this go onto the equipment thread?
Flip!!
I like that, male club teeshirts, but what could they print on the ladies?? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Tussockface
nice, that could possibly replace the vest :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Tussockface