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26-07-2009, 09:20 PM
FellMonster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by Pudgy

FM's eyesight ain't that good, Tom :D

Ah the slimming effect of classic black (and a cheeky little corset)

My eyesight is beyond reproach I'll have you know!

I did actually weigh myself the other day out of concern.....

EDIT: there's a useful sale on at Ann Summers at the mo Pudgy........tempted by the many dress up outfits on show
26-07-2009, 09:40 PM
Pudgy

Re: Fell Ponies??

I bought some cheapy scales the other day, and they said I was 14 and a half stone :eek: They're going back!

And I haven't enough wardrobe space for any more dresses :(
26-07-2009, 10:37 PM
stevefoster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by Mountain Goatess

Awwww am loving those pics DJ...you all look fab :cool:

Don't be fooled by looks, everyone was bored rigid by my constant ramblings, more boring than a treadmill:rolleyes:
Glad to see your back in training, Go, Go Mountain Goatess:D
26-07-2009, 10:39 PM
stevefoster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by Pudgy

And I haven't enough wardrobe space for any more dresses :(

For Frocks sake Pudgy, pass em on to me;)
26-07-2009, 11:07 PM
The Master

Re: Fell Ponies??

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pudgy

FM's eyesight ain't that good, Tom :D

Ah the slimming effect of classic black (and a cheeky little corset)

Thats not a corset, thats a truss:cool:
26-07-2009, 11:11 PM
stevefoster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by The Master

Thats not a corset, thats a truss:cool:

Truss you to come up with that:rolleyes:
26-07-2009, 11:16 PM
The Master

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

Truss you to come up with that:rolleyes:

Apologies:o

Have you noticed how often the Pony thread drifts into cross-dressing by the way?
26-07-2009, 11:19 PM
stevefoster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by The Master

Apologies

Have you noticed how often the Pony thread drifts into cross-dressing by the way?

It's the only reason i joined the Ponies;):o:cool:
Cyclocross is just a front for my frock activities;)
27-07-2009, 12:00 AM
Al Fowler

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by The Master

Jolly nice to bump into you it was too:D

The hill reps have obviously paid off, you are a different runner since i last saw you in action (Tour of Pendle recce in 2007???)

You shouldnt go calling Fellmonster a stallion though, he'll be unbearable!

Twas good seeing both, made utter shit weather seem almost tropical.

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Originally Posted by FellMonster

Unbearable? My testosterone levels have clearly awoken dark man feelings you've been holding towards me sir.....please keep your hands to yourself however.

Your only jealous that Georges biceps are...."not bigger, but better" than yours.
27-07-2009, 09:09 AM
The Master

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by Al Fowler

Your only jealous that Georges biceps are...."not bigger, but better" than yours.

Yes....not bigger but BETTER and not bigger is not SMALLER its just not bigger....so better:cool:
27-07-2009, 12:25 PM
FellMonster

Re: Fell Ponies??

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Master

Yes....not bigger but BETTER and not bigger is not SMALLER its just not bigger....so better:cool:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Al Fowler

Twas good seeing both, made utter shit weather seem almost tropical.

Your only jealous that Georges biceps are...."not bigger, but better" than yours.

I think there are dark man feelings between you two. George's biceps are neither bigger nor better than mine. Emma actually whispered that she thought mine were much more impressive, and I could tell that Mark was thinking the same
27-07-2009, 12:29 PM
Al Fowler

Re: Fell Ponies??

Well next time, i'll have to bring a piece of string and a tape measure and we can accurately scientifically measure them them.

...until then, your are second best im afriad.
27-07-2009, 12:36 PM
FellMonster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by Al Fowler

Well next time, i'll have to bring a piece of string and a tape measure and we can accurately scientifically measure them them.

...until then, your are second best im afriad.

Not according to Emma and Mark,.......
27-07-2009, 02:15 PM
Hanneke

Re: Fell Ponies??

I shall be the judge of that :D

Let me just have a feel of those biceps and I will be able to tell ;)
27-07-2009, 02:19 PM
stevefoster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by FellMonster

And I could tell that Mark was thinking the same

Have you got a ManThought decoder in your ManBag:confused::D
27-07-2009, 02:39 PM
crumblydown

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by Hanneke

I shall be the judge of that :D

Let me just have a feel of those biceps and I will be able to tell ;)

Too late you've missed them.;):D
27-07-2009, 02:44 PM
FellMonster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by Hanneke

I shall be the judge of that :D

Let me just have a feel of those biceps and I will be able to tell ;)

One swift squeeze and you'll know that mine are superior Han

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

Have you got a ManThought decoder in your ManBag

Something like that Steve but I should say no more....

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Originally Posted by crumblydown

Too late you've missed them.

I can tell that you'll be 3rd in line Derek, behind Han and Mr Breeze.....bring your camera and I'll even sign the print when it's available ;)
27-07-2009, 04:58 PM
emmilou

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by FellMonster

I think there are dark man feelings between you two. George's biceps are neither bigger nor better than mine. Emma actually whispered that she thought mine were much more impressive, and I could tell that Mark was thinking the same

So you noticed the whispering then? I couldn't understand why your expression seemed to glaze over?!
27-07-2009, 05:01 PM
emmilou

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by The Master

Jolly nice to bump into you it was too:D

The hill reps have obviously paid off, you are a different runner since i last saw you in action (

Quote:

Originally Posted by FellMonster

A jolly nice co-incidence Emmi. You're looking very trim and tanned these days

Have you two been going to charm school instead of racing??? I must pop in here more often! :D;)
27-07-2009, 06:43 PM
FellMonster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by emmilou

So you noticed the whispering then? I couldn't understand why your expression seemed to glaze over?!

Glazing over? Youn make sound like an x-man ;)

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Originally Posted by emmilou

Have you two been going to charm school instead of racing??? I must pop in here more often! :D;)

We've been attending Deejay and Crumblydown's ettiquette finishing school....:D
27-07-2009, 06:49 PM
TurboTom

Re: Fell Ponies??

you are both inferior conmpared to typo tom
27-07-2009, 06:51 PM
FellMonster

Re: Fell Ponies??

Wishful thinking Thomas
27-07-2009, 06:58 PM
TurboTom

Re: Fell Ponies??

my package is much more interesting and big than you can imagine. All the forum ladies love me.:p. However you are a distant second
27-07-2009, 07:05 PM
Hanneke

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by TurboTom

my package is much more interesting and big than you can imagine. All the forum ladies love me.:p. However you are a distant second

NO, NO NO NO! You got that completely wrong young master Tom...

Fellmonster always comes first for me :D
27-07-2009, 07:08 PM
TurboTom

Re: Fell Ponies??

ok well the dutch think differently if they can scorn my brad pitt figure
27-07-2009, 07:09 PM
Pudgy

Re: Fell Ponies??

Oh FFS :rolleyes: you're all perverts the lot of you!

I'm off to Merrylegs to compare slingbacks
27-07-2009, 07:10 PM
TurboTom

Re: Fell Ponies??

speaking of small packages :p.
27-07-2009, 07:15 PM
Hanneke

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by TurboTom

ok well the dutch think differently if they can scorn my brad pitt figure

Never liked Brad Pitt... :rolleyes::cool:
27-07-2009, 07:16 PM
Hanneke

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by Pudgy

Oh FFS :rolleyes: you're all perverts the lot of you!

Isn't that a pre-requisite for being a Fellpony? :D
27-07-2009, 07:25 PM
FellMonster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by Hanneke

NO, NO NO NO! You got that completely wrong young master Tom...

Fellmonster always comes first for me :D

Bless you for those kind and very true words....they are a sign of your equisite taste ;)

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Originally Posted by Hanneke

Isn't that a pre-requisite for being a Fellpony? :D

Too true Han
27-07-2009, 07:28 PM
TurboTom

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by FellMonster

Bless you for those kind and very true words....they are a sign of your equisite taste ;)

Too true Han

WRONG, WRONG, WRONG.
One word: Rochdale
27-07-2009, 07:34 PM
FellMonster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by TurboTom

WRONG, WRONG, WRONG.
One word: Rochdale

If you were in the know like Han, you'd know that I no longer live in Rochdale.....I was neither born there nor live there any longer

The town is still in mourning
27-07-2009, 07:37 PM
Deejay

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by FellMonster

Glazing over? Youn make sound like an x-man ;)

We've been attending Deejay and Crumblydown's ettiquette finishing school....:D

What!!! Well, the pair of you certainly had me fooled :o

SIr Willoughby Arbuthnot Deejay Bsc, BA, Ryanair
Headmaster and Co Founder
Deejay And Crumblydown's Finishing School for YOUNG LADIES
27-07-2009, 07:39 PM
TurboTom

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by FellMonster

If you were in the know like Han, you'd know that I no longer live in Rochdale.....I was neither born there nor live there any longer

The town is still in mourning

Where are you now.
27-07-2009, 07:41 PM
TurboTom

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by Deejay

What!!! Well, the pair of you certainly had me fooled :o

SIr Willoughby Arbuthnot Deejay Bsc, BA, Ryanair
Headmaster and Co Founder
Deejay And Crumblydown's Finishing School for YOUNG LADIES

bunch of sissys, was pudgy there perfecting his rather gay downhill style
27-07-2009, 07:46 PM
Deejay

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by TurboTom

bunch of sissys, was pudgy there perfecting his rather gay downhill style

Pudgy? He's our odd job man:confused:
27-07-2009, 08:48 PM
The Master

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by TurboTom

you are both inferior conmpared to typo tom

Im afraid we are in a different class altogether Tiny Tim, trying to compete is futile...you will always lose
27-07-2009, 10:32 PM
FellMonster

Re: Fell Ponies??

Nice avatar
27-07-2009, 10:34 PM
TurboTom

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by The Master

Im afraid we are in a different class altogether Tiny Tim, trying to compete is futile...you will always lose

Alright then whatever.
27-07-2009, 10:45 PM
The Master

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by FellMonster

Nice avatar

Thanks Buttercup

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