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I don't think we serve coca cola in the masters lounge, we do have standards you know and certainly not for mixing with scotch whisky. American bourbon and cola are acceptable as both taste of soap and neither can be spoiled.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stagger
A glass of Port please Mole.
Now that's more like it!
A couple of pints of best Belgium ale washed down with half a bottle of red.
Could do with the cobwebs removing from the ceiling above the piano.
I was just getting the ladder out to do it when the Elf and Safety bloke called....he had a fit. So there it stays. Soz
Do we know what caused the fit?
Allergy to hard work, smell of old cobwebs or the fact he caught you again in the lounge?
Its what I had in my hand!
Surely not the peacock feather duster.
Enough to scare any white coated clipboard officer. Especially when it says stolen from Ilkley lap dancing club.
:D:D too true!