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Originally Posted by shaunaneto
(You forgot the 'Almighty'.)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dynamo Dan
If he was almighty would the Daily Mail exist?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tussockface
Great post from Tom on FB. Doubt if Daily mail will print this but 20 minutes well spent
http://boingboing.net/2012/11/10/pre...-daily-ma.html
"When I first moved to the UK, I thought I understood why people hated the Daily Mail: it's a shitty, sensationalist tabloid, right? What I failed to understand, in my naive, transatlantic way, was just how shitty a tabloid the Fail is. Here, then, is Martin Robbins doing a 20-minute presentation at The Pod Delusion's third birthday bash, explaining in excruciating (and funny) detail why the Mail is an atrocious, vile fester of stinking shit, and why the people who publish it are scum."
The description had me..
Amusing piece in today's Mail by regular columnist, Tom Utley:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/ar...conundrum.html
Pot-kettle-black
http://i.imgur.com/m2XOiZv.png
Enjoy, will be interesting to see if this gets proven.
Generic Daily Mail home page http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/08/12/...ail-home-page/
Not the Daily Mail but the Daily Express which is near enough. Here is John Cooper Clarkes You Never See A Nipple In The Daily Express.
I’ve seen the poison letters of the horrible hacks
About the yellow peril and the reds and the blacks
And the TUC and its treacherous acts
Kremlin money – All right Jack
I’ve seen how democracy is under duress
But I’ve never seen a nipple in the Daily Express
I’ve seen the suede jack boot the verbal cosh
Whitehouse Whitelaw whitewash
Blood uptown where the vandals rule
Classroom mafia scandal school
They accuse – I confess
I’ve never seen a nipple in the Daily Express
Angry columns scream in pain
Love in vain domestic strain
Divorce disease it eats away
The family structure day by day
In the grim pursuit of happiness
I’ve never seen a nipple in the Daily Express
This paper’s boring mindless mean
Full of pornography the kind that’s clean
Where William Hickey meets Michael Caine
Again and again and again and again
I’ve seen millionaires on the DHSS
But I’ve never seen a nipple in the Daily Express