Quiet Around Here

calf the subject of woman and conversation requires a thread of its own

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Originally Posted by daz h

calf the subject of woman and conversation requires a thread of its own

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an man's logic is simple right?!!:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Calf

Well we (the men) used to discuss bikes, birds baps and football (don't judge me I'm being honest :o oh and how unreasonable girls about not allowing us to indulge in the above things)

Then the girls joined the group and started discussing something called compromosity and shuring, we didn't really know what they were on about, it might have abeen a different language, can anyone shed any light!!!

Thou they did admit to changing priorities once in serious relationships and that going out, drinking and seeing friends isn't that important but the size of the house, the kind of car and the necessity to have a 60 quid stainless steel bog roll holder (I made that bit up but reckon its true)

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er no idea what compromosity and shuring are :confused:

going out drinking and seeing friends remain VERY important on my list - size of house not important... 60 quid stainless steel bog roll holder would be nice though :p :D

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Originally Posted by OneHillWonder

er no idea what compromosity and shuring are :confused:

going out drinking and seeing friends remain VERY important on my list - size of house not important... 60 quid stainless steel bog roll holder would be nice though :p :D

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no point in getting one of those hill, well if you live with a man that is cos they come home wellied lean on it in the early hours of the morning and pull it right out the wall - leaving big gaping holes in the bathroom wall still to be fixed!!:mad:

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Originally Posted by emmilou

no point in getting one of those hill, well if you live with a man that is cos they come home wellied lean on it in the early hours of the morning and pull it right out the wall - leaving big gaping holes in the bathroom wall still to be fixed!!:mad:

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i just piss in the sink and try and do figure of eights to pass the time

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Originally Posted by daz h

i just piss in the sink and try and do figure of eights to pass the time

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think he tried that but missed:eek:

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Originally Posted by emmilou

think he tried that but missed:eek:

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i doubt that very much
and he probably tripped up over a pair of casually left out black high heels and make up box

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Originally Posted by OneHillWonder

60 quid stainless steel bog roll holder would be nice though :p :D

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Is that to throw at him when he leaves the seat up??

does anyone know of women who hide used chocolate wrappers at certain times of the month

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Originally Posted by daz h

does anyone know of women who hide used chocolate wrappers at certain times of the month

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no but I know man who hides them in his coat pocket, jeans pockets, inside the car door thingys etc etc :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by emmilou

no point in getting one of those hill, well if you live with a man that is cos they come home wellied lean on it in the early hours of the morning and pull it right out the wall - leaving big gaping holes in the bathroom wall still to be fixed!!:mad:

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:rolleyes: boys hey. the things we have to put up with !!!!!

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Originally Posted by dominion

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Is that to throw at him when he leaves the seat up??

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:o black mondeo man does sitting down wees so don't have this problem

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Originally Posted by daz h

does anyone know of women who hide used chocolate wrappers at certain times of the month

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mmmmm chocolate :D

where do they get hidden dazaroo?

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Originally Posted by OneHillWonder

mmmmm chocolate :D

where do they get hidden dazaroo?

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all over
just been out on our winter run

winter run? :confused: but it's august

where's that then? :)

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Originally Posted by OneHillWonder

winter run? :confused: but it's august

where's that then? :)

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up past the windmill

Evening all :D

Yo! :)

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Originally Posted by Joliver Jim

Yo! :)

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Hello you ;)

It's a bit quiet around here tonight.

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Originally Posted by Joliver Jim

It's a bit quiet around here tonight.

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thats cos im doing housework while aj is at the pub:eek: :(

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Originally Posted by daz h

thats cos im doing housework while aj is at the pub:eek: :(

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i've witnessed you doing housework before daz :D

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Originally Posted by Joliver Jim

It's a bit quiet around here tonight.

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there all probably watching something on tv :rolleyes: :eek: :o

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Originally Posted by Saints Lad

i've witnessed you doing housework before daz :D

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yes im very efficient stuart

Amazing. I wonder if Chris would do the same if I went to the pub.

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Originally Posted by daz h

thats cos im doing housework while aj is at the pub:eek: :(

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Originally Posted by Joliver Jim

Amazing. I wonder if Chris would do the same if I went to the pub.

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Hmmm my guess is no what do you think daz

well
ive done the hoovering
lads dinner
mowed the grass
7 mile run
forum
picked josh up from footie
cleaned the shower

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Originally Posted by Saints Lad

Hmmm my guess is no what do you think daz

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erm not to sure but chris brings home the bacon so thats jolivers department:eek:

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Originally Posted by daz h

erm not to sure but chris brings home the bacon so thats jolivers department:eek:

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there you go JJ thats your answer straight from daz :cool:

I'm so not impressed with that comment.

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Originally Posted by daz h

erm not to sure but chris brings home the bacon so thats jolivers department:eek:

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Originally Posted by Joliver Jim

I'm so not impressed with that comment.

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why wots up
by the way have you tackled your little den yet

Not exactly.

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Originally Posted by daz h

by the way have you tackled your little den yet

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Originally Posted by Joliver Jim

Not exactly.

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as in
what

1/ ive shifted a few bits ready for the shop:)
2/ its been difficult but ive put some stuff in boxes;)
3/ just working out the best way to attack it :o
4/ ive done f/./. all :(

OK i'm claiming the prize of biggest lightweight tonight :p

Im going to my bed

night night everybody :)

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Originally Posted by Saints Lad

OK i'm claiming the prize of biggest lightweight tonight :p

Im going to my bed

night night everybody :)

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sleep tight huney bun:)

:eek: :eek:

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Originally Posted by daz h

sleep tight huney bun:)

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I might do one of those things tomorrow.

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Originally Posted by daz h

as in
what

1/ ive shifted a few bits ready for the shop:)
2/ its been difficult but ive put some stuff in boxes;)
3/ just working out the best way to attack it :o
4/ ive done f/./. all :(

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Originally Posted by Joliver Jim

Amazing. I wonder if Chris would do the same if I went to the pub.

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You should of come to the pub tonight with us lot it was a good laugh

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Originally Posted by daz h

as in
what

1/ ive shifted a few bits ready for the shop:)
2/ its been difficult but ive put some stuff in boxes;)
3/ just working out the best way to attack it :o
4/ ive done f/./. all :(

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Originally Posted by Joliver Jim

I might do one of those things tomorrow.

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Well can you do some of these in your house cause i am coming up tomorrow ( I Promise) and i have been working about 2 mins away from your house, What time are you up cause i will be up between 10 and 11am

Morning campers!!!

Friday tomorrow and its w*nk holiday weekend!!!

Double yay!:D :D

:D :D :D

Wooohooo! What happy thoughts you instill calf!

Morning! :)