Fell Ponies??

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09-09-2009, 09:29 PM
TurboTom

Re: Fell Ponies??

Ive just bought some compression socks
09-09-2009, 09:34 PM
Bo Peep

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The world's gone mad.
09-09-2009, 09:36 PM
TurboTom

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No it cripples me uphill. Within 200m my calves feel like lead
09-09-2009, 09:38 PM
dominion

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...and how's compression socks going to help that?
09-09-2009, 09:39 PM
TurboTom

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by dominion

...and how's compression socks going to help that?

increases blood flow to calves
09-09-2009, 09:50 PM
XRunner

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by The Master

I have been wearing special garments on my poorly calves

Would these horse leggings be suitable?:confused:
There may be a spare pair at the bottom of Pudgy's drawer with his other erotica:D
09-09-2009, 10:36 PM
DazTheSlug

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by FellMonster

I don't support the wearing of MP3 players in races but I support the "right" of people to use an MP3 device in a race should they so choose.

are you thinking of going into politics?
09-09-2009, 11:16 PM
FellMonster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by TurboTom

increases blood flow to calves

It's a short step from compression socks to transvestitism.....though to be fair I havent seen Matt Barnes trying to enter any ladies races of late

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Originally Posted by XRunner

Would these horse leggings be suitable?:confused:
There may be a spare pair at the bottom of Pudgy's drawer with his other erotica:D

Yeah, to go with his muzzle

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Originally Posted by DazTheSlug

are you thinking of going into politics?

I should shouldnt I, that way I could claim for a second property and 30,000 of food and the odd pony flag
10-09-2009, 10:00 AM
crumblydown

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by FellMonster

I should shouldnt I, that way I could claim for a second property and 30,000 of food and the odd pony flag

And some compression socks, they may fit you though, on the Master however:eek: they,d look like leg warmers on a twiglet.:D
10-09-2009, 06:29 PM
FellMonster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by crumblydown

And some compression socks, they may fit you though, on the Master however:eek: they,d look like leg warmers on a twiglet.:D

i'll have you know that even with me not having run for another lengthy spell the swine is still considerably heavier and fatter than I.
10-09-2009, 07:11 PM
The Master

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by Hanneke

Don't tell me... you have succumbed to those sissy compression socks? :eek::rolleyes:

Worse:o

But they were a birthday present
10-09-2009, 07:15 PM
The Master

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by dominion

Do we refer to the Master as 'Paula' from now on?? :D

I quite like that.

But my garments are not "socks"
10-09-2009, 08:58 PM
TurboTom

Re: Fell Ponies??

I have some new ones. I have a pair of skins, a pair of sugoi and some hilly ones
10-09-2009, 11:13 PM
FellMonster

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Happy Birthday to D, by the way.
11-09-2009, 09:25 AM
crumblydown

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Originally Posted by FellMonster

Happy Birthday to D, by the way.

Cheers FM another year older and closer to a pay rise (OAP):eek:
11-09-2009, 07:29 PM
The Master

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Indeed....many happy returns lump of lard:D
11-09-2009, 07:30 PM
The Master

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The rarest Pony of all will be racing in a pink pony vest on Sunday....

Mrs Master!
11-09-2009, 09:21 PM
stevefoster

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Originally Posted by The Master

The rarest Pony of all will be racing in a pink pony vest on Sunday....

Mrs Master!

Good on her!, Av a good un Mrs Master:cool:
11-09-2009, 09:24 PM
emmilou

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Originally Posted by crumblydown

Cheers FM another year older and closer to a pay rise (OAP):eek:

Happy Birthday Crumbles xx :D

Good for Mrs Master...hope she has a good race :D
11-09-2009, 09:25 PM
Pudgy

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by The Master

The rarest Pony of all will be racing in a pink pony vest on Sunday....

Mrs Master!

Oh? Which race? Good on you Mistress :D
11-09-2009, 09:31 PM
Penguin

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by Pudgy

Oh? Which race? Good on you Mistress :D

and Mrs master will prob beat Pudgy... :rolleyes:
11-09-2009, 09:36 PM
The Master

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by Pudgy

Oh? Which race? Good on you Mistress :D

Worsley Woods Trail race....and its "Mrs" not "Mistress"....its important not to get the two of them mixed up:cool:
11-09-2009, 09:38 PM
Penguin

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by The Master

Worsley Woods Trail race....and its "Mrs" not "Mistress"....its important not to get the two of them mixed up:cool:

hmm bit in ta middle then? :rolleyes:
11-09-2009, 09:43 PM
Sophie

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Originally Posted by Penguin

hmm bit in ta middle then? :rolleyes:

Shhhh x
11-09-2009, 10:24 PM
FellMonster

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Originally Posted by Sophie

Shhhh x

Oh no, not Sophie again ;)
11-09-2009, 10:46 PM
The Master

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Originally Posted by FellMonster

Oh no, not Sophie again ;)

Leave her alone you BULLY
11-09-2009, 10:47 PM
FellMonster

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Originally Posted by The Master

Leave her alone you BULLY

you're a piece of work Sophie.....i mean, Master
11-09-2009, 10:48 PM
The Master

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Originally Posted by FellMonster

you're a piece of work Sophie.....i mean, Master

Bully Beef!
11-09-2009, 10:49 PM
FellMonster

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Originally Posted by The Master

Bully Beef!

no-one bullies my beef.....well, except Han :D
11-09-2009, 10:50 PM
The Master

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Originally Posted by FellMonster

no-one bullies my beef.....well, except Han :D

A terrifying prospect indeed
11-09-2009, 10:54 PM
FellMonster

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Originally Posted by The Master

A terrifying prospect indeed

Han will have you for that.
11-09-2009, 11:03 PM
The Master

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Originally Posted by FellMonster

Han will have you for that.

Oh no she wont
11-09-2009, 11:06 PM
FellMonster

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Originally Posted by The Master

Oh no she wont

Oh yes she will. We're gonna gang up and bully you together
11-09-2009, 11:08 PM
The Master

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Originally Posted by FellMonster

Oh yes she will. We're gonna gang up a
nd bully you together

Im too old to yield to your puny nonsense.

You sir, are nought but a PLAYGROUND bully.
11-09-2009, 11:09 PM
FellMonster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by The Master

Im too old to yield to your puny nonsense.

You sir, are nought but a PLAYGROUND bully.

I can't believe what i have been reading tonight (and I don't mean the Mills and Boon). I'm in shock
11-09-2009, 11:11 PM
The Master

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by FellMonster

I can't believe what i have been reading tonight (and I don't mean the Mills and Boon). I'm in shock

And i, sir, have been pissing myself at your plight.

Once again, my self-imposed exile to the Pony thread only has served me well.
11-09-2009, 11:13 PM
FellMonster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by The Master

And i, sir, have been pissing myself at your plight.

Once again, my self-imposed exile to the Pony thread only has served me well.

It is a plight indeed, but as usual i stand by my comments.
i may impose a similar exile because clearly there is much insanity out there.

I'm beginning to think i have more in common with those who have been banned or removed themselves from the forum than many of those who frequently post on here.
11-09-2009, 11:17 PM
The Master

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by FellMonster

It is a plight indeed, but as usual i stand by my comments.
i may impose a similar exile because clearly there is much insanity out there.

I'm beginning to think i have more in common with those who have been banned or removed themselves from the forum than many of those who frequently post on here.

You lack my iron will....the alcopops will lure you into more of your "verbal twaddle"

Maybe its time you came out of retirement again...for a week or two?

BULLY!
11-09-2009, 11:25 PM
FellMonster

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by The Master

You lack my iron will....the alcopops will lure you into more of your "verbal twaddle"

Maybe its time you came out of retirement again...for a week or two?

BULLY!

Quite the opposite sir. I've weaned myself off the alcopops but am more likely to disappear into obscurity than appear anywhere.
I fear i have garnered a reputation for being argumentative.......I can't help it if I'm passionate about the many things I'm right about :p
11-09-2009, 11:31 PM
The Master

Re: Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by FellMonster

Quite the opposite sir. I've weaned myself off the alcopops but am more likely to disappear into obscurity than appear anywhere.
I fear i have garnered a reputation for being argumentative.......I can't help it if I'm passionate about the many things I'm right about :p

Your reputation is hard-earned sir, though i fear the label is somewhat more offensive than "argumentative"

Pony Taylor will be very proud:D

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