oi get out you lot.....
bloody juniors....
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oi get out you lot.....
bloody juniors....
Exits whilst whistling nonchalantly
*follows Shaun without being noticed* Dumdeeeeedummmmm...
12,000th post lecturing Stolly on beer. About sums me up :closed:
No DT I'm always glad to learn from you wizened sages ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Derby Tup
Isn't this called the Grandfather clause...:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Stolly
Just wondered if we should light the woodburner in the corner and see what color the smoke is....
It'll be black as no-one is close to Grand Masterdom.Quote:
Originally Posted by IanDarkpeak
That made me look at the member's list... and I have realised I have sneaked into the top ten of posters :w00t:
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Originally Posted by dominion
Oi...I've...Quote:
Originally Posted by dominion
Been...Quote:
Originally Posted by IanDarkpeak
usurped...Quote:
Originally Posted by IanDarkpeak
Pah!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by IanDarkpeak
I need
to clock
up a lot
more posts...
to get
to grand
master
status :p
Right,
I better
leave ;)
*sneaks in quietly in search of the biscuit tin*
Good to see Merry Steve Fosterslegs today at the YORM HQ. Not often us Grandmasters get chance to get together these days sadly
I can't believe how dusty it's got in here, time to send out for some of those masters from down the road to come and clean the place.
the gold toilet needs a polish too....
I think the great H&S debate killed everyone with boredom!
OK, so.....mmmm. Need some contract cleaners in here. There's a rank pair of old PB's in the snug. Eeewww, all covered in mould!
And whats that? a stale pork pie? Must be one of Staggers. Damn doorman was always scoffing behind the curtain!
I know, lets get it all cleaned up, get some trappist beers in or whatever the yoof quaffs these days and have a one night party for all new facebookers so they can check the place out and see if Masterhood appeals!
Blimey, you lot have woken me up from underneath that pile of old blankets in grumpy corner. Put the kettle on someone.
No FBs allowed ��
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Originally Posted by Wheeze
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Originally Posted by molehill
excuse me you lot, but what exactly are you doing in here, I hope it's the cleaning...this is the GRAND MASTERS lounge, only a handful of people are allowed in here, occasionally we let the door man in(who looks like being the next Grandmaster) but really Stagger Pork pies? clearly it should be a Huntsmans pie or even a leg of duck to be washed down with some Chateau de Chassilier...Quote:
Originally Posted by Stagger
Now then you lot. What you doing poking around in the GM's? The pie was probably mine
If you leave the place empty and unloved, then a mole will surely appear and take advantage.
Oh, sorry IDP, perhaps you hadn't realised. Financial circumstances forced the board to merge ML and GML a couple of years back. Underuse dont you know!
It is a shame but there are only 4 of us...may be you should use the master maker thread and get your tally up..Quote:
Originally Posted by Wheeze
It's a bit too exclusive in here, I fear you might be lonely. I'd recommend a re-visit to The Master's Lounge .... I understand the beer's better in there anyhow! :D
I understand it's the same beer but ours is served in gold tankards where as yours is served in Pewter...Pah... :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Martyn P
Quiet in here these days . . .
Just reading my paper.
Hadn't you heard? The landlord Brett Estates sold up. Being redeveloped as a vegan coffee bar and beard oil imperium. You'll all have to leg it to the masters lounge....recently revamped!
The coffee bar and beard oil outlet is just a ruse - get some proper posting done and wait for the invite 😉