I can see this diary becoming a mini series on TV , maybe an audio book.
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I can see this diary becoming a mini series on TV , maybe an audio book.
I can see it causing a fight.
ha ha ha lol. I'm sure Jayne would have a comment on this this........he says tempting fate!
Even I found that funny. There isn't much that I find funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mud
Cheer him up JJ :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
I do my best.
I bought him a birthday cake.
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Originally Posted by molehill
Agony she thought as she climbed out of bed, my legs are agony, David my legs dont feel very good.
David pulled back some of the covers and just mumbled something like well i bloody told you so and went back to sleep. She managed a shower and hobbled downstairs to be greeted by the lady who owned the B&B. Whats the matter jayne she enquired, err its my legs they are not functioning properly.
Dont worry thats normal , what, why how do you know jayne asked.
Look trust me i know said the landlady, I used to run the fell races years ago and ive been all through it, your legs will revert back to normal in a few days and they will get stronger the more times you venture on the fells.
A good couple of hours passed as the two chatted about running and mostly the land ladies experiences on the fells, turned out she was quite a good competitor when it was mostly men that ran the races.
What time did you do yesterday jayne. I ran just under half an hour she replied.
Well i was a tad quicker in my day but not much and seeing its your first race you have done well.
jayne beamed as she left the B&B , bloody David wasnt up yet and it was the last day of the holiday, just typical. He was becoming a bit of a couch potato and things would have to change, in fact she thought of the grumpy looking men at the race and how hard it must have been for the landlady to race with them on the fells in the early years. She would use this as motivation in the future.
Her legs had eased a bit as she walked through the town and the pain didnt seem so bad but she had decided David could fetch his own damm paper this morning, she stopped for a coffee and watched the world go by and thought to herself how content with life she was , no stress nothing.
thank god I didn't launch it here first !Quote:
Originally Posted by daz h
Well done for not cooking one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Joliver Jim
Good call.
I'm gonna bake you one instead.
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Originally Posted by Mud
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Originally Posted by Joliver Jim
How Churchillian.
You know how I want to respond to that but I'm too polite these days.
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Originally Posted by Mud
yes you have turned into miss goody goody , a bit like jayne ,do you know something we dont ??????????:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Joliver Jim
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Originally Posted by daz h
maybe jayne turns out to have a dark side???
do you think the author has nipped out to read a bit of mills and boon??? (yep I am old enough to remember them:o )
I've always been Miss Goody Goody. I just don't swear anymore.
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Originally Posted by daz h
Has Jayne given up fell running already, or is she injured, or on holiday, or back on the roads, or got the hump with us or ............. any ideas?
A kind lady at the race who makes gentle physical contact afterwards, a friendly Landlady with time for long supportive chats, and finally a husband who is not paying attention. I am definitely interested now.
Bring back Jayne's diary - has anyone PM's the author requesting an update??
WHY:confused: :confused: :confused:
It made nearly as good a reading as Stolly's log - come on Stagger, bet Mrs Stagger was a fan...........Quote:
Originally Posted by Stagger
yeah, bring her back ..... with piccies :D
That good huh?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ady In Accy
I think Stolly's was better. I mean you did show us a picture of your lovely Eldest..Quote:
Originally Posted by Stolly
Unfortunately (groans all round) mine is still an 'is' rather than a 'was'.Quote:
Originally Posted by AllanT
Indeed it still is!Quote:
Originally Posted by Stolly
...ehm after saying those nice things, is there any chance I could meet your eldest?....
Only via text message, right Stolly, or is that too close for comfort:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by AllanT
10 out of 10 for effort, though AllanT;)
You should know, daz:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by daz h
AND WHO IS IT WITH DAZ?????????????????????????????:eek:
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Originally Posted by Stagger
hahaha
you lads are worse than the ladies
you cant wait to see what happens in her life
No, we can't so get a move on with the next installment.Quote:
Originally Posted by daz h
seeing as how everyone (well ok not everyone but some) want the diary to continue and we all now know the original author why don't you all take turns and write a chapter following on from the last.....a bit like that 3 word game thing that was on the old forum???Quote:
Originally Posted by Joliver Jim
Just a suggestion but it might get the creative juices of you lot flowing a bit and give the rest of us something to ponder on?!!!:D ;)
hang on its mine allllll mine i tell yaQuote:
Originally Posted by emmilou
i had to hold the next chapter cos jayne starts getting a bit bitchy with another lady fell runner after they both get lost and start arguing
do you want me to carry it on ???
ooo She doesn't sound too nice if she gets all bitchy:eek: Thought we were all one big happy family??!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by daz h
Merrylegs - until Jayne trusts all with her inner most feelings again, where did you find that Avatar? It is the best yet.
Glad you like it, Lola. Franka Potente ain't a bad one either, must watch Run, Lola, Run;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lola
You would be surprised at the likeness, though no dull boyfriend and less street running -'er indoors would get upset about both.
:confused: :confused: Your not a man that looks like Franka, are you:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lola
Absolutely, 100%, certainly NOT - would it help if I were?
Now, back to fell running.
I am beyond help, enjoy your run;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lola