Souternsoftie has nicked off with it :mad: after too much bacardi the other night :eek:
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Souternsoftie has nicked off with it :mad: after too much bacardi the other night :eek:
999................:eek::eek::eek:
so, i assume only masters can post here?
Come on Toffer, you can spend 1 in here!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Toffer
The beer is on Toffer now he/she *soz i dont know* is 1000 a Master!!!
Darth you and i are gatecrashers, although your closer to it than i am! but we are with Toffer celebrating the Master ship!
Dear Toffer. the sheep is ready!
You must now learn by rote the song to serenade the sheep to ensure successful masterhood!
Stay away from the window
Stay away from the back door too
Tell Stagger to lock the door
Relax baaaby and draw that blind
Shake your tail and kneel right down
Loosen off that pretty welsh gown
Let me pour you a good long drink
Ooh baby don't you hesitate cause
Tonights the night
It's gonna be alright
Cause I love ewe girl
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now
C'mon angel my heart's on fire
Don't deny your man's desire
You'd be a fool to stop this tide
Spread your wings and let me come inside
Tonights the night
It's gonna be alright
Cause I love ewe girl
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now
Don't say a word my virgin child
Just let your inhibitions run wild
The secret is about to unfold
Upstairs before the night's too old
Tonights the night
It's gonna be alright
Cause I love ewe woolly
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now:eek::D:p
*pulls towels off pumps*
*Puts bombay mix in bowls*
*checks gin bottle is full, hides the Bombay Sapphire and replaces it with the Gordons for the junior master members*
Unbolts the door.
*wonders where to put the ewe*
*Brings in the crate of strongbow thats been cooling outside*. Not my usual tipple but i had a craving for it at Uni today. :D
Did you :eek: did you go out for a lunchtime drink then?Quote:
Originally Posted by Al Fowler
No, I waited till i got home.Quote:
Originally Posted by emmilou
I get random craving all the time, generally alcohol i must admit.....has been happening for years...mainly red wine.:o
If you look under the bar, there is a secret lever. Give it a pull and the hidden door to the initiation room will open. The ewe knows the way...surprised you didn't Miss Priestess! Once inside, you'll find an old iron ring in the wall so you can tie her up in case she gets second thoughts! I'd heard there were a few choice 'rams' lurking around at the mo'....can't have Toffers prize running off now, can we??:DQuote:
Originally Posted by emmilou
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Originally Posted by Wheeze
Arrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gatecrashers eject button............................................ .................................................. .................................................. ... OUCH! i shall be backkkkkkkkkkkkkk
I have had a craving today for strongbow but that might be because i kept seeing the cans everytime i go in the fridgeQuote:
Originally Posted by Al Fowler
Come on Toff. The ewe is gettin' cold. And if you don't pull yer finger out, Christopher Leigh may get there before you!! Who wants seconds??:rolleyes:
erm, good evening, memorised my lines....
Where are ewe my beauty?:eek::eek:
*Sits down in emmilou's chair to watch this spectacle unfold*
BLEEEAATTT!!!
BAA-AAAA-AAAAAA!
something tells me we have a new master tonite!!!!:p
:o oo er
Ever seen The Man with two Brains, Steve Martin film?Quote:
Originally Posted by OneHillWonder
'Get that cat out of here':D
Is there room for his bath chair in here??
Phweoar!!!!!!!:eek:
That was a bit more energetic than I was expecting. Hmmmmm, the nuts and bolts holding my hip to my leg seem to be doing their job! Result! :eek:
What's next then?:eek::eek:
...and I probably ought to sit in my bathchair for a bit first!
*Leaves emmilou's chair having witnessed something to tell the grandkids about*
I've hosed down the chair:eek::D
Many thanks Toffer;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Toffer
NB not here yet?
Good Evening everyone.
I would say i have got the record to get into this thread! although i did gatecrash and i would not blame you to ban me from here, since i did have a few gatecrashing parties before i became 1000 posts!
I hope you all have a great week, and have fun at your races at the weekend...
If i can get a SatNav before weekend, then you might hear me shout your FORUM names!
Goodnight x
*Sneaking in* Do I get an assist?Quote:
Originally Posted by NirvanaBliss
May I enter this hallowed ground please?
I have done my apprentiship, and learnt the ways of talking on a number of obscure topics. ;)
*walks to bar to get everyone a drink to celbrate his master stroke succses*
hope you realise vince you need to run on the treadmill to get the light working in ere.....
Like I said Vince, mines a cider and black!:eek::D
Aye, drinks all round, it is my shoutQuote:
Originally Posted by Wheeze
"Hot Chocolates all round"
at this time in the morning, a bit early to hit the hard stuff ;)
Think I'll pop in for my first legitimate visit since attaining Masterdom, for a spot of elevenses.
Barkeep: Marmite on toast and a cuppa, if you will.:cool:
Ain't no marmite in here while I'm on shift!!Quote:
Originally Posted by southernsoftie
Bleeuuurrrgh marmite :eek:
Honey on toast and a hot choc with whipped cream for me please :cool:
Oh well, thanks to Emmi's unwillingness to help me out I've just had to sort myself out.Quote:
Originally Posted by emmi
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Originally Posted by southernsoftie
sometimes it's the best way, not dissapointed then! :p
You're right, sometimes you can't improve on one's own handiwork;)Quote:
Originally Posted by emmilou
And on valentines weekend (if you believe the hype) as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by southernsoftie
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Originally Posted by Vince
All the more reason to avoid disappointment :rolleyes: