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FAT arse? :eek:
He has a long way to go to catch me x in the arse stakes that is!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
Hi All,
i have ordered and had delivered two of the new Fell pony hoodies when opening the bag they have put in a third one in the bag!!!!!!!!! its white, large with the fell pony logo on this will be open to bids as from now! the person with what i see as the weirdest offer gets the top! i don't want money as i only paid for two! presentation will be made a DUDDON as this will be my first race of the year!
so come on bid away!
I'll start the bidding with two out of date GO bars, ideal for getting you and your bottom around Duddon, ask merrylegs he knows how tasty they are!!!!!!!!!!:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Amex
They're tasty alreet, and keep dental surgeons in business:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid
Some out of date meat, bread and flowers?Quote:
Originally Posted by Amex
Maybe even some old milk?
Ive got a t-shirt from darwen gala as well if you like....its abit small so may be abit tight on you....but I know you have your kinky side, Amex.
A full on kiss on the lips, tongues, the lot, if that ain't weird enough how about a wife swap. If i win, i will swap the top for Rice Pudding boy's GO bars:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Amex
Steve, what were those Cadburys choccie bars you like? Think you had one on an avatar after a recce or XOTF :)
Oh, and by the way, Amex, i've spent 3 hours of my life today training to be a binman, just in case the brain surgery and rocket science jobs don't pan out:cool:
Clusters mate, Rice Pudding Boy's apology for XOTF, a vast improvement on GO bars:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Derby Tup
Who's idea was it to buy 'hoodies' in times of tropical heatwave!!!!? :p
A snog, I bid a snog :D
That's me out then, he ain't gonna want to snog me when he can snog you;-)Quote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
Mine would be weirder though:rolleyes:
I have a half eaten large green rubber spider, a knee support bandage, a pair of very high prescription spectacles and a burst rugby ball
GeniusQuote:
Originally Posted by Deejay
snog hmmmmmm need to be i little more well risky!!
An ill fitting tee shirt might just win it??
and no food as my diet will suffer!
prize will be given at Duddon in a couple of weeks time as this is my first race of the year, me and Mrs Amex are doing :-)
With Mrs Amex there I daren't suggest anything more risky :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Amex
Depends how much you want this free very rare item Han :-)Quote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
Some of the PM offers have been well very naughty the one from fell monster is very close to winning but not sure what the edge of a bicycle wheel has to do with it??
Excuse me, but all bids should be open and not by pm otherwise it could be open to all sorts of goings on, know what I mean............:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Amex
I may have to consult my brief, Mr merrylegs on this!!!!!!!
Went for a run the other day and had trouble briefing:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid
You probably need some new elastic then:pQuote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
Knickers:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid
errr am I bein a bit fick but where did you order the hoodies??? There's no link on the pony site?? confuzzled.....
You have to send an e-myther to George at [email protected] then he'll send you details of how to order, it is very confuzzling, took me a while to figure it out but your lancastrian so should be fine ;-)Quote:
Originally Posted by emmilou
Oh - righty oh then...
*why didn't he just say that in the first place then?!*
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Originally Posted by merrylegs
Think he's Lancastrian as well????Quote:
Originally Posted by emmilou
i have sent link via e-mail to you Em, but you are out?
No I am home...hang on I'll just pop to work!!! *the wonders of modern technology*Quote:
Originally Posted by Amex
Well nip back have sent reply!Quote:
Originally Posted by emmilou
What colours are these here hoodies available in?
I can't BLOODY do it. fecking computers :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Amex
Hey up all,
Jonathon Whilock has just done the Paddy Buckley this weekend in 22.37 he was strong as a bull, allthough looked a little jaded on leg 5 ,to be expected i suppose.
He burnt me out on leg1 just as well Kate Bailey was on this leg as well, I dropped off at Tryfan and let supporters know he was on his way,..... Another great weekend with great people, weather, food and beer all excellent.
Dale got an electric shock from a fence at 3am in clag, that woke him up....that will teach him for being in front, all the others then missed it :) ps he burnt out a few other legmen as well on his way around.
Well done Jonathon the 'Fell Bull' Had great support in you and Dale, was The Master there as well?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid
Alas not ML....busted me calf again...i blame fat Fellmonster.
Was very depressing to be sat alone with sissy calf sock on while they were all out in the sun.
Well done Jon!
Not to worry, even a busted calf can become a Bull ;-)Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
We are talking about the master here, he doe's not drink the Broon ale you know!!!!!!! Not like us lads.....Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
Satans brew shall not pass my lipsQuote:
Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid
And that big sissy Amex went without for 6 weeks before Duddon because i dared him to....The stubborn Princess!
That is true, i am sorry, i will never show my face again at a fell race, as they don't let princesses run!Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
Swaledale marathon for me this Saturday any other ponies or princesses running anywhere ?
Some must be doing Ennerdale!
Call me a big girls blouse if you like but it's a Weekend off for me after Duddon, two track races and the Blaydon race this week
Have a good un marra, ran 14 miles this week and cycled 42, most i've done for yonks!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid
75 mile cyclo-sportive in the dales on sunday with mates, pint of Guinness at the end.
The old fitness will return slowly..............the old fitness was slow anyway:rolleyes: