Quiet Around Here

Just returned from Poland and Germany managing to pick up a cold somewhat resembling bronchitis!

Car starting problems this morning. Ended up browsing Internet for possible solutions and bingo on the road again. Don't you just love tinternet!:D

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Originally Posted by Alf

Car starting problems this morning. Ended up browsing Internet for possible solutions and bingo on the road again. Don't you just love tinternet!:D

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You played internet bingo because the car was broken :eek:

Oh no wait :o

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Originally Posted by OneHillWonder

You played internet bingo because the car was broken :eek:

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I had a game of Bullshi* Bingo at work on Monday :D I had two hits in the first sentence of the American guy doing the presentation!

http://www.lovelyjane.btinternet.co.uk/bullshit.htm

Love it Alf!!! Oh how I wish we had utilised these Bingo cards for the speech by the ugly man at the top the week before last! Although I can't see "simplicity workstream" on there.... (Fooks sake, what a to$$er :angry:).

Not very QAH. Hotel reception keep phoning up asking if I want an 'Ayurvedic massage' :closed:

A what-where DT? :confused:

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Originally Posted by OneHillWonder

A what-where DT? :confused:

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I think they mean getting jiggy with a lady of ill repute tbh :o

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Originally Posted by Derby Tup

Not very QAH. Hotel reception keep phoning up asking if I want an 'Ayurvedic massage' :closed:

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All our "offshore" people (euphemism for the good people of India :rolleyes: ) are on holiday today (Republic day apparently). Talking of euphemisms I think a Ayurvedic massage is pukka so you are not getting into anything dodgy :w00t:!