He doesn't need to take pills, a session of twatotherapy should sort him out.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
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He doesn't need to take pills, a session of twatotherapy should sort him out.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
Shut it you fat twat:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by crumblydown
He's feeling better already, must have had that there twatolic irrigation:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
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Originally Posted by merrylegs
Well, this is just getting so juvenile. Honestly, I sometimes despair of you Southern ponies, we Northern nags would never stoop to such a childish level. There was I all eager to start a discussion on Kant's "Groundwork of the Metaphysics of Morals" and what happens? I find I've got to go away and think of a silly word with Tw@t in it:D
I got confused by Einsteins theory of Twativity. Kant get me head round Groundforce of the metatarsals of Murals:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Deejay
Hey! Ambrosia, I see Mick has got himself 2 entries for the Anniversary Waltz. Was he trying to increase his chances of getting chocolate cake:confused: or is he intending to go around twice :eek:
Sorry, slight typo there, The author was obviously K*nt, though God knows how you pronounce that.Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
Sounds like a german:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Deejay
Eh? You're doing it again Merrylegs, I'm starting to get confused again:confused: :D :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
Kuntz, sound like a german footballer like Karl Heinz Rheumatism and Franz Bathenshower:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Deejay
Eh? Footballer? What's a footballer?Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
An overpaid, underworked, prima donna with a passion for pop stars with silicon implants. I'm only jealous cos iv'e got two left feet and no popstar wife:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Deejay
Two left feet? It's the travelling carnival freakshow for you then m' boy, your fortune awaits you! (less 25% managerial fee to me)Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
How long do you think we'll have to keep this sh*te up before we have this entire thread to ourselves, for all time eh????
Looking at Edale Skyline on March 30th as part of my build up to the big one for this year - the inaugural British Ultra (May 25th - 30th) :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Deejay
Sorry Deejay, Had to nip out and see me old mum, she's not so well, only prepared to give you a 10% managerial fee, i am from Yorkshire after all. After we take over this thread, we'll move on to world domination then all the world will know who the Fell Ponies are HaHaHaHaHaHa evil laugh fades away leaving mere mortals quaking in their boots:D Sometimes i really worry about myself:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Deejay
Nah!, You're OK it's everyone else who's nuts:DQuote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
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Originally Posted by Deejay
Well it's not the Master with his twatted leg. :p oops soz I mean twig.;)Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
:D first race as a pony coming up 10th of Feb :D
Have a good one.;)Quote:
Originally Posted by OneHillWonder
Give 'em Hay, err, HellQuote:
Originally Posted by OneHillWonder
How many hills. OneHill? If more than one you will have to rename yourself, maybe Zola Budd if you run barefoot:DQuote:
Originally Posted by OneHillWonder
I don't want to disappoint OneHill but there is more than 1 hill at Winter Hill:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by OneHillWonder
Have a good-un though:)
My second race as a Pony (old hand that I am ;) ) may well be Stanbury Splash on Sunday
any other Ponies likely to be there...?
Doing the White Holme Circular instead 12m/1200' from Summit near Todmorden:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by DazTheSlug
Enjoy, I hope the weather is kind to you, I'll think of you whilst I'm running in the sun. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
It would be the first time this year if it was:eek: Have a good holiday Mr.& Mrs. C. I will be thinking of running in the sun;)Quote:
Originally Posted by crumblydown
Running IN the Sun? Heck, you must be well hard Mr C;)Quote:
Originally Posted by crumblydown
Amex , where are you , somebody is needed to put this thread back on track, some ponies want the whole page to themselves.
Dee Jay, waiting for reply of "him of the tele " about his double entry!!!!!!
One Hill Wonder take one hill at a time, Enjoy the attention with new vest!!
That's OK, I've already stitched him up with the organisers:D Any plans this weekend?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid
May have another convert, a youngish lad at work who wants to give Fellrunning a go. Says he'll do the next shortish NE winter race, Commondale in March I think. Am hoping he persuades his very smart girlfriend to start running again and brings her along;)
You sky old dog Deejay:eek: Think Amex has gone to Hollywood, and yes Ambrosia, Mr C is harder than a big bag of hard things:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Deejay
Did you know you can now post comments on the Fell Ponies site.....
Can't wait to see some of those!!
Im harder than the lot of you:cool:
DJ, can you expand on your definition of this prospective members girlfriend? "smart" leaves much open to question....
Oi Brett....you interrupted the flow of my pony abuse:DQuote:
Originally Posted by brett
Very smart and I'm not talking about her clothes, although she does wear them, more is the pity.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
Of course they do say beauty is in the eye of the beholder
I really like her:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Deejay
Here we go then............Quote:
Originally Posted by brett
I fancied a go at this, but am incredibly unfit- was going to build myself up steadily.Quote:
Originally Posted by DazTheSlug
I'll do it if you do Daz!!!
Nelly
Harder to catch or harder to get a pint off you:DQuote:
Originally Posted by The Master
You were on a roll there, Master:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
Im so lame at the moment, even the wife can catch me!Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs