the female brain v male brain

Johh Prine wrote a nice song called The Other Side of Town about a wife's nagging. Here's a couple of verses:

My body's in this room with you just catching hell
While my soul is drinking beer down the road a spell
You might think I'm listening to your grocery list
But I'm leaning on the jukebox and I'm about half ... way there

A clown puts his makeup on upside down
So he wears a smile even when he wears a frown
You might think I'm here when you put me down
But actually I'm on the other side of town.

I'm sittin' on a chair just behind my ear
Playing dominoes and drinking some ice cold beer
When you get done talking I'll come back downstairs
And assume the body of the person you presume who cares

I like this Jake Thackray song too.

nice one david
you obviously can relate to my nagging problem

emmilou ,my wife AJ informed me yesterday that she currently has 30 pairs of shoes:eek: in the closset.:confused:

anyway tonight im not going for a run im putting some tiles down in the bathroom and sealing the bath:mad:

come on emmi how many shoes
the suspense is killin me

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Originally Posted by daz h

nice one david
you obviously can relate to my nagging problem

emmilou ,my wife AJ informed me yesterday that she currently has 30 pairs of shoes:eek: in the closset.:confused:

anyway tonight im not going for a run im putting some tiles down in the bathroom and sealing the bath:mad:

come on emmi how many shoes
the suspense is killin me

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Are we talking running shoes only? day shoes, night shoes, casual shoes, summer shoes, flat shoes, high shoes, boots:-walking, short, long?
OR
ALL TOGETHER:o

all together :)

then listed by category :D

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Originally Posted by OneHillWonder

all together :)

then listed by category :D

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There are just not enough hours in the day for that!!!:D

all together then :)

OK - if you REALLY want to know?!


7 pairs of running shoes
1 pair of walking shoes
1 pair of walking boots
2 pairs of wellies
1 pair of riding boots
4 pairs of pumps
2 pairs of short boots
7 pairs of knee high boots
2 pairs of wedges
3 pairs of fancy strappy shoes (high heels)
3 pairs of flattish (kitten heel) black shoes
1 pair blue shoes (NOT suede!!)
3 pairs of flip flops
2 pairs of mules
pair of tan shoes (heels)
pair of pink shoes (flat)

1 pair wedding shoes (worn once!!)

oh and 1 really cool pair of roller boots!!

that's without looking in the wardrobe - so I'm more than certain there will be boxes I've not visualised as I type!!:o

* must dash, sure there is a shoe sale on somewhere!!*

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Originally Posted by AllanT

Huh listen to all you lot complaining.

Wish I had lady to nag me (Bosses & Mothers do not count however). I feel like I'm missing out!!... :-(

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Originally Posted by OneHillWonder

:) I am good at nagging, but I have no one to nag at the moment.

Right... er...who can I nag first? Daz you started this, you obviously like being nagged :D

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It sounds like a mach made in heaven:p

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Originally Posted by emmilou

OK - if you REALLY want to know?!


7 pairs of running shoes
1 pair of walking shoes
1 pair of walking boots
2 pairs of wellies
1 pair of riding boots
4 pairs of pumps
2 pairs of short boots
7 pairs of knee high boots
2 pairs of wedges
3 pairs of fancy strappy shoes (high heels)
3 pairs of flattish (kitten heel) black shoes
1 pair blue shoes (NOT suede!!)
3 pairs of flip flops
2 pairs of mules
pair of tan shoes (heels)
pair of pink shoes (flat)

1 pair wedding shoes (worn once!!)

oh and 1 really cool pair of roller boots!!

that's without looking in the wardrobe - so I'm more than certain there will be boxes I've not visualised as I type!!:o

* must dash, sure there is a shoe sale on somewhere!!*

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god more boots than AJ :eek:
emmilou im so shocked
i bet like AJ you dont wear at least 10 prs of those shoes ever again:rolleyes: