Never eaten a fellow pony, but have used palomine lotion on my fetlocks:DQuote:
Originally Posted by harrymoon
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Never eaten a fellow pony, but have used palomine lotion on my fetlocks:DQuote:
Originally Posted by harrymoon
I dont think any of us are that close;)Quote:
Originally Posted by harrymoon
Wasn't it MacBeth in which Duncan's horses did turn and eat each other?
SO, there is a documented history of pony cannibalism
Which horse finished first:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
I was gonna say the one left standing, but if its mate ate its legs first then there's no gurantees it was left standing at all!
maybe the moral is don't eat your 'neigh'bors in a race
Its a nightmare choosing shoes before a race
you could wear them upside down for luck
whilst wearing my pony vest on sunday I will mainly be coming nearly last in a race :)
Good luck OHW! Remember....anything other than first or last is just in between and who wants to be average???:DQuote:
Originally Posted by OneHillWonder
:cool: exactly.
The only thing I am bit worried about is that this race is open to walkers too - I think they start about 10 mins after the runners or something..... I think some of them may beat me though!! :o
Ah well, I am still a pony and that's the main thing after all :cool:
You have to be very careful of walkers and watch you dont get eaten:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by OneHillWonder
They are, I gather, prone to bum nibbling on the way past
Takes one to know one...Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
I'm more of a bum theif, i like to pinch them:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
Thinking about it, the winner would be ahead:DQuote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
Go for it, finish last, turn the results upside down and you're a winner:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by OneHillWonder
yeah last is just first from the back, it's all the same, swings and roundabouts, saw an advert with a chocolate man being eaten by women on tv before....
Well said Fell Panda:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by harrymoon
Two Fell Ponies did the Half Trog today, me and Manhar. He said he spotted another pony, who was it? Was a flippin good day and the weather was top notch. Thanks for the lift Manhar, you saved my Merry cycling legs;)
See you've updated Roger Delgado to John Simm, Master. Your making me feel like an old nag:eek: The glue factory beckons:D
Nothing beats a bit of regeneration Merrylegs:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
Does this mean you will run faster Master?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
Remains to be seen DJ, but if not i will cheatQuote:
Originally Posted by Deejay
That's the spirit. If you can't beat 'em, cheat 'em as Mother Teresa used to say.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
Does this mean the fetlock is better:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
Unfortunately not....still profoundly twatted tho ive stopped walking with a limp now. Amex and i are in rehab.Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
How's Amy Winerack doing:eek: Heal quickly fellow ponies.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
Someone lose there fell ponies vest at Winter Hill?
I passed it on the floor just after check point 7.
well i officially ran one of the worst races ever on sunday - MAINLY down to not training enough and partly due to a mismeasured course - an 8 mile course was actually measured on a friend's GPS as 9.5 :eek:
:D my hooves ache today
Oi! Bring back Delgado!!:mad: :mad:
Or I'll set the Pertwee appreciation society on yer!
Shouldn't you have the Peter Pratt version on there as you are a little physically worse for wear at the moment.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
Your regeneration seems to have jumped the gun!
AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
I hope you are satisfied now you pair of bastards....just when i was starting to feel myself again:mad:
You are one ugly Mothersticker:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
But you can picture him in that Pony vest now can't you - uncanny!
Looks like a shrinking for you my boy!Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
Im hoping to be back to my usual self by the time the vest is on again....im not as fat as this version:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Witton Park
Bring it on, i've had worse:rolleyes: How very dare you call me boy, i'm older than you:DQuote:
Originally Posted by The Master
blimey, that was impressive Master, I was just beginning to think of slagging you off for changing your avatar and suddenly i find myself in Crawley with several pissed Civil Servants. HELP!
BOY!...Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs