I've just started singing "long long time ago.......":eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mountain Goatess
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I've just started singing "long long time ago.......":eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mountain Goatess
.........you'll be safer with us boyz matey;)Quote:
Originally Posted by TurboTom
nah im gonna hunt some local arse in keswickQuote:
Originally Posted by Nee Bother
Steady on young man, you after arse, or a girl:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by TurboTom
girls should always be judged by their arse if you havent met them beforeQuote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
Arse so, that's where i've gone wrong all these years:DQuote:
Originally Posted by TurboTom
haha....the fit female population of Keswick will all be impregnated after xotf...while you are wittling away in some night club i will be moving from girl to girl like some highly economicall machine and then il disappear into the nightQuote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
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Originally Posted by TurboTom
Good job I'm 'realllllllllllllly old and unfit........innit Nee Bother (you cheeky so and so!)....I really wouldn't want to be impregnated again!!!!! :eek:
Im looking at the 16 to 30 age group and maybe some scrummy mummys (limit 35) :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Mountain Goatess
Phew....I'm off limits then...or just 'off'! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by TurboTom
off is off but ladies be warned in is in. no exceptions against the stormQuote:
Originally Posted by Mountain Goatess
Sure you'll be a hit with the ladies Tom, you silver-tongued ******* you:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by TurboTom
You'll not be able to resist the advances of young Turbo, MG, he's a man-machine, well he will be when he has a service, MOT and new parts fitted:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mountain Goatess
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Good job I'm 'realllllllllllllly old and unfit........innit Nee Bother (you cheeky so and so!).QUOTE]
The knarrs ahm only kiddin MG ;):D
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Originally Posted by Mountain Goatess
Phew....me too :rolleyes: I can sleep easy again now!
Jesus tom, are we going to have some chain and pad-locks to control you?
Or do you already like that kinda' stuff?:D
............pleased ahm leaving the wife and daughter at home :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by TurboTom
Judging by last year, don't set your standards high then!Quote:
Originally Posted by TurboTom
oh goodie, sounds like it's gonna be a pick up fest too, gonna be a busy weekend what with all the running, curry, beer and the loft!
Oh well i may have to go on a reconnasaince nmission into Ambleside..... Its gonna be a night to remember
Am I so old fashioned, just going for the run, the beer, and maybe, just maybe, a wee bit off a boogie?:rolleyes:
The last time i went 'out' i was the first on the dance floor...and the last off it.:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by southernsoftie
Jeez my knees hurt the day after.....so did my head....and so did my stomach/throat.:eek:
Lets hope i dont get in that state on XOFT.
i dont engage in such trivial activitiesQuote:
Originally Posted by Al Fowler
impregnation for the nation :D
Whats your favourite...gonorrhea or chlamydia.:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by TurboTom
moreof a herpes man myself....gonorrhea is an acquired taste much like sea urchinsQuote:
Originally Posted by Al Fowler
Ive never thought of it that way.Quote:
Originally Posted by TurboTom
I think they should put the advertising of the matter into your hands instead.
yes thats are poster campaign you wont see this christmasQuote:
Originally Posted by Al Fowler
How on Earth did you spell these right? My guess? Lot's of free health information leaflets from the clinic lying about your bedroom.;):pQuote:
Originally Posted by Al Fowler
One word.........GOOGLE!!!!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by southernsoftie
Speaking of which...i did get such a leaflet through my letterbox t'other week. Must cost a fortune sending them to how ever many people there are of my age in GB/England?
they only sent it to nyou cos of your nreputation as a nrelentless ravagerQuote:
Originally Posted by Al Fowler
Is that another word for a bad spelling?Quote:
Originally Posted by TurboTom
Tom....my facebook chat isnt working:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah ahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Al Fowler
NO
Youth is wasted on the young...certainly on these here forums at least. Know what I mean?Quote:
Originally Posted by TurboTom
You are a very strange young man!Quote:
Originally Posted by TurboTom
TT any more ramblings and i will ban you from this thread, then you wont be able to come on the XOTF, your Christmas will be crap, you will take that into the new year, and it will be a terrible year for you, you won't get a girlfriend and even your ugly mates will have birds! the year will end with you taking your own life in some bizarre way so think on
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Originally Posted by amex
...... :d :d :d
oh...where did the smilies go???
A much needed injection of maturity. Well done!:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Amex
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Originally Posted by southernsoftie
I tried to say that with the smilies but they disappeared :(
All hail to our XOTF leader!! :D;)
Sorry i just could not think of any other way through to him, may be his is passed all redemption??Quote:
Originally Posted by southernsoftie
my preferred method would be to well ??
Good work that man. I'm no longer embarrassed to post on this thread :D.
Take that TT ;)
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