Coffee and a Snecklifter??? Ewwwww.... :w00t:
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Coffee and a Snecklifter??? Ewwwww.... :w00t:
I need to stay awake... you want that Stella or not?
Not on a Monday - I try to have at least one alcohol free day!
Oh ok then, rooibos?
Think I shall have some vanilla vodka, as no-one is giving me a snecklifter... < sulks >
It appear's we need to put the champagne on Ice for your impending GRAND master status!!Quote:
Originally Posted by dominion
My round, & crisps if you want them. Mine's a pint of Jennings Bitter. Wow, nobody told me about the chandeliers.
all is prepared in the inner sanctum I hear! alas I'm not allowed in yet, just have to wai a bit...;)Quote:
Originally Posted by IanDarkpeak
Just popped in for a single malt and a read of the Beano.
Pint of Tartan Paint, a deep fried growler and a copy of Haggis and Kilt monthly for me:w00t:
Couldn't think of anything sensible to say as i'm in a bit of a daft mood tonight.
Hey up Steve, have you got those sky hooks I lent you?Quote:
Originally Posted by stevefoster
Aye i have, i'll get em back to you. Got a square bubble for a spirit level too...............oh bolox, i've dropped it, knocked all the corner's off and it's a plain round one now:sneaky:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rodders
Off for a long stand:w00t:
I'm off for a bucket of sparks. I'll see you right when I get my new glasses.
Don't be long, i don't need a long weight;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Rodders
Just bought a length of Pachyderm Trunking from L.E. Phant's
I know going to work makes us feel like saying 'Foot Off' sometimes but..........................http://news.sky.com/home/strange-news/article/16196733
He could sue, but he wouldn't have a leg to stand on!Quote:
Originally Posted by stevefoster
Come on dom! The sheep is getting restless!!!
Things are looking quite dusty in the masters lounge...
Perhaps a party is needed to cheer every one up, I'll get the Pimms....
Oh yes, after the horrid week I have had, I can do with cheering up! :D
Pimms! I was at a wedding a couple of weeks ago where we had Pimms on the lawn at the reception. Unfortunately they only had nasty wine from there on in so i had to keep sending a girl to fetch me Pimms after Pimms. I think she got a bit tired of chopping fruit up especially for little old me, and they started coming back really strong with less and less fruit. I kept them coming and got really trollied and emotional and had a mini bromance with the best man and the groom. Good old Pimms.Quote:
Originally Posted by IanDarkpeak
Yes please. I'll bring the pork scratchings!Quote:
Originally Posted by IanDarkpeak
as long as you don't bring any with hairs on.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Rodders
Pimms and pork scratchings.......not much of a party at the moment...
Vodka and crisps are my offering :)
Oh and a DJ :)
Not been on the forum much of late (new job where I actually have to do stuff), but I noticed I have attained 'master' status. Master of what I'm not quite sure, but I thought I would pop in here to breathe the lounge's rarefied air.
It is 1000 posts isn't it?
Yes, apparently so
Smells of damp/muddy/sweaty socks in here
shaunaneto are you trying to upgrade your status by posting a few times and talking to yourself? ;)
In the first two, the third was a statement:D
well i'm not a master yet so i'm making small talk to get closer to my goal :p
Should you even be in here?
Bouncers, where are the bouncers????
I have a long, long, long way to go :w00t:
Do you mean Doormen ? (they get a bit sensitive about the B word :rolleyes: )Quote:
Originally Posted by shaunaneto
Come on, lets have you on your way.
Masters only please Gentlemen.
Come on lads. Move on, & let's have no trouble. Come back when you're old enough, and NO TRAINERS. And then I'll let you stroke my pitbull.
Blaarh.
Same old. xx
So this is the lounge for old farts with nothing better to do that waste their days online?
Yes. It's a great life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yelsew
I'm an old fart and fecking loving it here, where do you waste your days? I await your response with great excitement and a bedpan :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Yelsew