Quiet Around Here

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Originally Posted by daz h

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just stubbed my toe on this thing
who the hell left it out:(

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it's proberbly a hint for you to get off the PC and give henry a walk with some
suction off you trot.. :p

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Originally Posted by millipede

Don't talk to me about household appliances.

Our microwave decided to break down at 7 o'clock this morning in the middle of the porridege operation(as I was dragging myself out of bed).

Now I am trying to warm my tea up in the oven. How long will it take. i m too embarrassed to tell you what it is but I m starving.

I don't even get me started on vacuums. I don't think I ve ever had one that does the job it is supposed to without any hassle.

I need some more beer.

Daz did you like tha bikini girl I posted for you?

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millipede
a/ saucepan to warm porridge
b/ get a henry hoover
c/ yes have a beer
d/ yes bikin girl was nice but not as nice as some :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Penguin

it's proberbly a hint for you to get off the PC and give henry a walk with some
suction off you trot.. :p

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dont worry penguin my henry has a laptop tray on top ;)

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Originally Posted by daz h

millipede
a/ saucepan to warm porridge
b/ get a henry hoover
c/ yes have a beer
d/ yes bikin girl was nice but not as nice as some :rolleyes:

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a/ remember to turn hob on then off whenst done
b/ get a cleaner that way you don't give henry the ride of his life :eek:
c/ have a few more..
d/ bikini girl daz i wouldn't complain if i were you the thick ere sysdrom will be telling soon enough..

e/ have you finshed sucking with henry? :p

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Originally Posted by daz h

dont worry penguin my henry has a laptop tray on top ;)

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thought that was the missus as ya clicked away she ran today? :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by millipede

What about my oven chips that I m trying to reheat? How long?

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try no more than 2 min nuking em or read the packet..

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Originally Posted by millipede

What about my oven chips that I m trying to reheat? How long?

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are u serious milli
honestly no set time
cook till golden brown , phew

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Originally Posted by millipede

What about my oven chips

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Oven chips actually count as one of your five-a-day, but the government is hiding the news because it's linked to Nostradamus.

A bloke down the pub told me.

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Originally Posted by millipede

Darren I am deadly serious. Am I ever anything else on this beautiful forum?

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emily
cook them till there golden brown my luv

i mean its not rocket scence , 220degrees for 30 mins
be carefull u dont burn your fingers:)

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Originally Posted by millipede

Darren I am deadly serious. Am I ever anything else on this beautiful forum?

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milli can you follow the followinf instructions please it will help you in the not too distant future...

1. put running shoes by door.
2. write list for other half.
3. include how to cook tea.
4. PM dazh on how to use henry.. ole age it gets us all soon enough. :rolleyes:
5. put running shoes on feet and go for a run.