Im the average height even more skinny brown haired oneQuote:
Originally Posted by Deejay
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Im the average height even more skinny brown haired oneQuote:
Originally Posted by Deejay
In my short running career I've learned one thing, always ignore someone who tries to motivate you by saying "Not far now" I believed the b@st@rd last Sunday, put on a spurt and nearly died because it turned out there was still a mile to go.:eek: "Not far" in my book is 100 yards tops:DQuote:
Originally Posted by The Master
Reminds me of my Action Man days, after a grueling 7m run carting a stretcher made of tank tracks and scaffolding poles between four of us, corporal shouts 'Right lads, the finish is those 4 ton trucks over there' As we reach them they drive off another half mile down the road, the BALLbags. By this time my eagle eyes had failed me, thank god my gripping hands still worked!Quote:
Originally Posted by Deejay
Another one not to be believed is "it's all down hill from here" especially from a fell runner, I'm having that one on my gravestone.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Deejay
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Originally Posted by The Master
Oi, you! Those were wise words Master. Had you stopped you'd have lost places!
Besides, you're always too bloody busy waving and trying to chat instead of cracking on!
You bloody BALL bag! I was chasing hard and if i waved thats simply due to my impeccable manners:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
Hay up Crumblydown, see Mrs C's doing the hobble as a Kryptonette:confused: Owt to do with Superman? Or is it the ladies section of Team Krypton:cool:
I'm superman and that's how she controls me (not). No seriously it's the female section of team krypton, Ozzy Phil and Mick managed a successful ultra series last year and this year deided to enter a team of Kryptonettes and asked mrs C to join. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
And the dog's called Krypto then? I could be Lex Luthor cos i've no hair at the mo:eek: Thought i'd seen Ozzy down as Team Krypton in a race. How's the running going, Clark, you should be flying at the momement:DQuote:
Originally Posted by crumblydown
Can I be Lois Lane..........long legs, pencil skirts and glasses really work for me.
Don't see why not, i personally think your far prettier than Margot Kidder;) Who am i to deny a Fellmonster his fetish:DQuote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
I beg to differ:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
Don't knock the pencil skirts, stockings and heels;)
Im not....im knocking the idea of you mincing arouund in such attire...the stuff of nightmares.....imagine slowing down in the car to look at a pretty "secretary" only for "her" to turn around with your smiling face behind the sexy glasses....it would be like the time i genuinely did slow down to appreciate a sexy maiden only to be confronted with an appalling truth....it was my sister:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
Its about what I expect from a dogger
LadyboyQuote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
Now, now, now, what's all this shouting, we'll have no trouble here. This is a local thread, for local Ponies:D
Don't know about Lois Lane, Frankie Laine maybe:DQuote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
SHUT IT YOU FAT DOLL BOY!Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
ACTUALLY IT'S MASTER FAT DOLL BOY NOW!Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
I'll have you know Master fat boy went for his first run in over 5 weeks today...it may have only been 15 painful, limping minutes but i'll be skin and bone (well, mostly bone) again before you know it:DQuote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
So the Master says !! doesn't really go with a pair of high healed walshes though, does it.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
Excellent news, maybe you and Amex should have a rehab race, it would have to be bleeped to cover up the language though:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
Maybe the Master could carry a swear box it would soon be heavy enough to become a handicap.:p :DQuote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
What about slingback Salomon's or thigh length Mizuno's? In pink of course.Quote:
Originally Posted by crumblydown
:D Amex would fill it in quick sticks and win:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by crumblydown
I wouldnt even be able to run with an empty box....i just dont have the upper body strength:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by crumblydown
Try these simple exercises, Master. I do them every morning:eek: Before i get out of bed and of course in my dreams:DQuote:
Originally Posted by The Master
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErV3tZ3g6Vo
Oo-er!Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
The wife wants Pole Dancing lessons so maybe i could go with her and try that?:cool:
Plenty of Polish people in this country to learn from these days:DQuote:
Originally Posted by The Master
I just tried those exercises and landed on my face.......think I look better now though
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Originally Posted by The Master
You could be the pole on a wobble board, now that would be something to see!:eek:
You keep your disturbing homo-erotic fantasies to yourself fatso!;)Quote:
Originally Posted by crumblydown
Don't listen to him Crumbly, keep em coming, it'll force him out of the house and back to full fitness, it's for his own good. You gotta be cruel to be kind, sometimes;)Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
I'll be scared to leave the house with all this Pony bumfoolery:DQuote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
IGNORE THE BUMFOOLERY, ITS JUST ALOAD OF OLD ARSE!All the best for the comeback, Master:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
I can't pretend to know where you are upto in this conversation, but the time has come...
George, rid yourself of that chuffin' avatar... shrink me to a little doll if you must, but it's truly disgusting and puts me off coming on here.
I know Homer is no Claudia Schiffer, but at least he doesn't put me off me tea.
Time for the regeneration game methinks Master.;)
Me too, lost thread completely:confused: , but I have been regenerated by Master's assistant into Rice Pudding Boy, now if i can just find out how to change the name.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by lantern rouge
ps Four ponies did Castleton fell race Sunday gone in lovely sunshine but ground frozen solid, Kev Holmes was first home for us lot with me just trailing him, then Dee Jay followed by Cee Jay.
Any photos Pudding Head?;) Another NE Nag has joined this week too....look out for himQuote:
Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid
Lantern i can feel a regeneration coming on.....prepare to come out from behind the sofa:D
How did i miss this? Them's sissies shoes them are....Walshes are proper shoes....lets start a shoe wars thread again:DQuote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs