This just made me sigh...i really like the female indian poet that you picked as well (name alludes me) whilst you were away...she is very sensual...great stuff Hes!
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Evening! I went wassailing at my friends' farm. It is a very old tradition that takes place round about twelth night and involves feasting and drinking cider and then going into the orchard and feeding the trees whilst making lots of noise by singing, banging on pots and pans and shooting guns into the branches (we omitted that bit) to ward away evil spirits and encouraging good spirits to ensure a bountiful crop of fruit. There is a bit more to it than that but suffice to say that it was a noisy and fun evening that helped my jetlag.
It's bugged me for years when people bleat on about political correctness (as if gratuitous offensiveness was preferable). I was thus chuffed to stumble across the works of Atilla the Stockbroker earlier.
Use of English
The phrase ‘politically correct’
is not at all what you’d expect.
But how has it been hijacked so?
I’m going to tell you, ‘cos I know.
You’d think it should mean kind and smart
Radical and stout of heart
A way of living decently.
Well, so it did, till recently.
And then some cringing, nerdy divs
Sweaty, misogynistic spivs
Sad, halitosis-ridden hacks
all wearing lager-stained old macs
with spots and pustules and split ends
and absolutely zero friends
(Yes, living, breathing running sores:
The right wing press’s abject whores)
Were all told, by their corporate chiefs
To rubbish decent folks’ beliefs
To label with the phrase ‘P.C’
All that makes sense to you and me
And write off our progressive past.
Their articles came thick and fast
The editors gladly received them
and loads of idiots believed them.
So let me make it very clear
To all of you assembled here
In strident tones both rude and loud
That I’m ‘P.C.’ and bloody proud
‘Cos it’s a term we should reclaim.
Yes, we’re correct - so where’s the shame?
I’m foxed by the strange implication
Accepted somewhere in this nation
that to be ‘incorrect’ is right.
Those who think that are not that bright.
Attila the Stockbroker
Here is one called Flotsam...
We were the homeless, he and I, floating ones
Who recognise swiftly another of the tribe
By that certain hunger in the eye, a slight
Narrowing, for, although brimming with a desert sun,
It fancies it sees an oasis; the mirage
Greenly reflected in each lonely cornea,
And, so together we stumbled so clumsily
Into lust, But pushing his urgent limbs away
I fought to regain my body's poise till he cried
I love you, you've no need to be afraid of me.
When at last he left, scolded, sent away, alone
On the white desert of my sheets I wondered if
I should have fought at all to save this dubious
Asset, my aloneness, my terrible aloneness.
Brilliant OW!!! That is a great poem about a subject that bugs me too.