Merrylegs...no, you may have Janet but thats it! I fear you've been spending tooo much time talking with the Master!
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Merrylegs...no, you may have Janet but thats it! I fear you've been spending tooo much time talking with the Master!
never heard of him:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
Who ?? hey up Merrylegs have you got a new dog.??:)Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
Sadly, no. This a puppy Akita named Sam. Want one, but wife's not keen on a dog:( How you doing, is both you and the mrs doing the Noon Stone?:)Quote:
Originally Posted by crumblydown
Changing the subject to er fellrunning (sorry and all that :)); are any ponies pendle half touring on the 8th? I know the course isn't hard enough for fellmonster.
So far yes both up for it, we walked it with the dog on Friday and unless the weather changes the going is extremely boggy. All good fun, if you are doing it we'll have a pint in the Lumbutts after.;)Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
Went over there yesterday on cross bike, very boggy up around the Pike, will see you there, got my 9 mile route over the moors on bike sorted, looking forward to that pint;)Quote:
Originally Posted by crumblydown
Don't know if any ponies are doing that, Stolly. I'm having that weekend off between the Noon Stone and Haworth Hobble. Maybe you should use big pink letters, i can't cos your probably at work:o ;) :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Stolly
i know a few of us are at black combe not sure about pendleQuote:
Originally Posted by Stolly
Good luck at Black Combe Fleeter ,make sure Fell Monster tries hard I've got him down on my fantasy fell team. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Fleeter
That reminds me....must pick my team:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by crumblydown
I have never been picked for any team :( :(Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
i always went in nets
always left on side line
off to slit wrists now!!
i suppose i could be a fat mascot!!
Dont be such a mardy masturbator!Quote:
Originally Posted by Amex
I was so crap i was put in "remedial football"....2 a side and none of us wanted to play....i was scared of the ball
The let you play with a ball?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
just remember feel monster still can't reach to the top of the bar, never mind seeing over the hill... :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
Not exactly DJ, they tried to force "ball play" upon me....however, I continued to resist even in remedial football and could usually be seen running around a remote part of the pitch pretending to be an aeroplane.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deejay
Some of the other mendicants had issues that ran deeper than mine and it was best to stay away from them:cool:
Seems a world away from my school where you could have a reign of terror with a balloon on a stickQuote:
Originally Posted by The Master
Youve changed his name to Feel Monster....i think he might rather like that:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Penguin
SCARED OF THE BALLBAG MORE LIKE, REMINDS ME OF CASPER IN KES, BANDY LEGGED STICK URCHINThe Master as a small boy answering the question what is two plus two:DQuote:
Originally Posted by The Master
That's my bit of Master Baiting done for the night:eek: :D
Who are you calling bandy you BALLbag?:cool:
Your not getting all touchy, like feel monster are you:DQuote:
Originally Posted by The Master
Will do my best for you Derek.Quote:
Originally Posted by crumblydown
Somebody has to these days , I can't move that fast any more unless I'm falling down hill. (good luck):DQuote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
I dunno about that... you keep in front of me easy enough...Quote:
Originally Posted by crumblydown
mind you, that's not saying much is it... I'll get me coat;)
Mr C ,,,,, you are moving faster than me, Amex and the master at the moment:D my left hoove is sore.Quote:
Originally Posted by crumblydown
Will have to get the bike out, now where did I put it, I know the chopper is kicking about somewhwere.:eek:
No Haworth for me unfortunately.:mad:
What did you do to the bike to make it angry:pQuote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
Nice one AKQuote:
Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid
Thats a bummer AK...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid
Im well on truly on the road to recovery now...up to 30 minutes jogging now and the limp is virtually gone:)
Yee knaa tha sounds rortha leik canny good news. What dyer think of yer chances of bein fit an well fre Black Combe?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
aye that i have woops, breety could well cahnge it permantly? hmm i do have a better name for him but erm i had better not say it.. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
Highly unlikely....will see how it shapes up over next few days before i email and give up my place but not been able to run for 6 weeks and 30 mins jogging with 11 year old daughter isnt exactly going to get me in Championship readiness:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Deejay
Say it....Quote:
Originally Posted by Penguin
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Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid
No Haworth Was looking forward to meeting you RPB. Another time, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid
Anything i sit on these days seems to get cross. Bike has not spoken to me all week and has filed for divorce, at least wife still loves me, i think, havn't seen much of her this week, she may have run off with me bike!!!!!
BET DAUGHTER BEAT YOU AS WELL, THEN WHEN YOU GOT HOME WIFE THREW KNIVES AT YOU IN DISGUST;)Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
Eh up nob'eads
This thread was fly-blown weeks ago....the maggots 'ave turned into casters (anglers amongst us (yes..some of us do 'ave other interests!) will know wot I'm on about) and t'flies are ready to 'atch.
So chuck some fresh meat out there or get to bed (that's where any self-respecting athlete would be at this time o neet!).
reetloadarubbish
The words 'plank' and 'wot a' come to mind, my friend:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by wharfeego
toss-pot n wazzak come to mine!
Your obviously looking in the mirror:pQuote:
Originally Posted by wharfeego
Well he's kind of got a point - a few pages back I think it was Onehill who mentioned she'd run her first race as a pony and her post was totally lost amongst posts from regulars calling themselves ballbags. The thread has lets face it become a lads get together with not altogether very funny stuff (lads-mag jokes about wanking being a good example) over powering the good bits and probably putting off many otherwise interested runners.
Lets face it, its moved away from the fundamental ethos of the fell ponies as a running club for randoms and could do with some urgent re-balancing maybe.
Lights fuse paper and stands well back.....