The Masters Lounge

Gem can have them ;) We've got cookies. She can't have those!

*picks up crumpled soggy biscuit wrapper* I think Gem has had them :D

Coffee anyone?

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Originally Posted by Hanneke

*picks up crumpled soggy biscuit wrapper* I think Gem has had them :D

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Soggy biscuit in the Masters Lounge? Disgraceful.

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Originally Posted by Hanneke

Coffee anyone?

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Yes please with 2 sugars and a digestive biscuit for dunking.

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Originally Posted by Alf

Yes please with 2 sugars and a digestive biscuit for dunking.

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..probably need a spoon as well to fish the biscuit out when it breaks :rolleyes:

A quick coffee for me, then back out digging holes and mixing concrete for my bridge. Best lay off the digestives - had bacon, egg etc. for breakfast, need to work that lot off first.

Posts a post...wanders nonchalantly in!! Orders a round for the lounge cat!! Reaches over the bar for a bottle of Sam Smiths Nut Brown Ale!

Hangs about a bit.....

Welcome that_fjell_guy!!!

PARTY TIME!! Attachment 6908

Masterdom welcomes you fjellguy. :thumbup:

Thank you! Thank you!!!

Crack open the Cristal bar man!!!...bar-man!?...bar-man???
Oh! Well! Sneck-lifter at the Dog and Gun it is then, unless there's Thirst Blossom on!!:rolleyes:

We don't have to wait for a bar man around here - we just help ourselves :D

I need to fetch an old engine in for stripping down, i can't do it at home because there's too much cat hair and not enough beer. It needs the head stripping, skimming and refitting so the job should only take a year or two given the rate i work when i'm pissed. Don't let any junior members in because i don't want my valve springs fiddling with and muddling up.

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Originally Posted by mr brightside

I need to fetch an old engine in for stripping down, i can't do it at home because there's too much cat hair and not enough beer. It needs the head stripping, skimming and refitting so the job should only take a year or two given the rate i work when i'm pissed. Don't let any junior members in because i don't want my valve springs fiddling with and muddling up.

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Don't forget the swafega Mr B. you know how the barman complains about oil on the glasses :D

Shhhhhhhhh....

I am trying to have a little snoooooze over here :sneaky:

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Originally Posted by OneHillWonder

We don't have to wait for a bar man around here - we just help ourselves :D

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Even to the Cristal!!! :)

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Originally Posted by mr brightside

I need to fetch an old engine in for stripping down, i can't do it at home because there's too much cat hair and not enough beer. It needs the head stripping, skimming and refitting so the job should only take a year or two given the rate i work when i'm pissed. Don't let any junior members in because i don't want my valve springs fiddling with and muddling up.

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Thats not a BMC 'B' Series is it!? I need a replacement manifold I think.

Sorry, but only Italian Engines allowed in here! Mr B, get that rusty mutt of an old Audi van engine out of here!
Now, just settle down to adjust me desmodromic valves on the old 900 SS.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

*puts industrial sized barrel of Swarfega next to the sink*

*scuttles off with his Wolseley 1500 SU carb*

Anyone mind if I strip my chainsaw down and give it a bit of a clean and sharpen? I can cut some of that old furniture up for the woodburner after.

What the hell, there's oil all over my Chaise Longue

:mad:

Well in that case I'll bring my bike in. It's getting in the way in the kitchen....:o

If Dom brings his bike in, I will bring in mine... they have been dripping crap all over the sitting room floor for years, it was time I sanded and oiled the floor and kept them off it for a while!

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Originally Posted by dominion

Well in that case I'll bring my bike in. It's getting in the way in the kitchen....:o

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Holdon, you are a Grandmaster, you can do your bike in your own lounge!

*takes swarfega away from Dom*

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Originally Posted by Hanneke

Holdon, you are a Grandmaster, you can do your bike in your own lounge!

*takes swarfega away from Dom*

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Dom mate. As a Grandmaster why would you do your own bike cleaning. Pass it on to one of the members from the lower house......since Han has already got the swarfega she might as well do it....

"slams the door and runs as the expected swarfega missile flies through the air..."

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Originally Posted by IanDarkpeak

Dom mate. As a Grandmaster why would you do your own bike cleaning. Pass it on to one of the members from the lower house......since Han has already got the swarfega she might as well do it....

"slams the door and runs as the expected swarfega missile flies through the air..."

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I'm destroying bikes rather than building them or fixing them...

Close the windows, there's some 'Senior Members' outside. The stench is terrible!

What is all the MESS IN HERE.

:angry::angry::angry:

Shit! We're under attack for being too 'cliquey'. Who wants to prepare a statement? Just some chairman of the board type chuff will do, containing statements about how we take our responsibilities as Masters very seriously etc...

Keep those non-cliquey people out I say!!!:closed:

I always thought the Masters Lounge was pretentious and cliquey too. Obviously the Grandmasters wouldn't stand for any of that nonsense :closed:

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Originally Posted by mr brightside

Shit! We're under attack for being too 'cliquey'. Who wants to prepare a statement? Just some chairman of the board type chuff will do, containing statements about how we take our responsibilities as Masters very seriously etc...

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Not a problem Mr B.. There is more than enough cliques on this forum to go round :rolleyes::D

[knock-knock] Can I come in???

Yes, you can.

Pint of Jennings?

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Originally Posted by shaunaneto

Yes, you can.

Pint of Jennings?

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Yes please :D

Oh are you fetching a round in? Make mine a lemonade please!

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Originally Posted by shaunaneto

Yes, you can.

Pint of Jennings?

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Yes please, lovely.

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Originally Posted by Martyn P

[knock-knock] Can I come in???

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Of course, in fact you can help with the decorations...If you can just bring in those baskets of white roses for the centre pieces,..... its a very important day tomorrow you know......

YORKSHIRE DAY

Mr DP, you are in the wrong lounge! *looks sternly*

But you can leave those roses here. Mind, I prefer orange ones ;)