Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by Al Fowler

Cotton Wool goes through me:eek:......not physically passing though me (thought i'd say that to prevent a merrylegs joke of sorts:rolleyes:)

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A lucky escape:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

A lucky escape:rolleyes:

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No, it was called "The Great Escape".:rolleyes:....:D

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Originally Posted by The Master

You sir, are a cheap whore...

I NEVER do my own...i have people for that sort of thing:cool:

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I'll have you know, sir, i'm very expensive, more so than your minions:D
As for being a whore.............................:cool:

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Originally Posted by Al Fowler

No, it was called "The Great Escape".:rolleyes:....:D

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Very masterful;)

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Originally Posted by The Master

You sir, are a cheap whore...

I NEVER do my own...i have people for that sort of thing:cool:

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I can vouch for that i am the Masters Bitch:eek: if only painting his toes after bathing them in Yak milk was the most difficult thing i would be a happy man!

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Originally Posted by Amex

I can vouch for that i am the Masters Bitch:eek: if only painting his toes after bathing them in Yak milk was the most difficult thing i would be a happy man!

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Yak milk isn't too easy to come by in Manchester, or do you make him come to yours, and don't tell me he has you drinking it after you know what he's like for waste not want not.:eek::D

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Originally Posted by The Master

I NEVER do my own...i have people for that sort of thing:cool:

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Yeah little slaves!! abuse thats what it is.:p

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Originally Posted by crumblydown

Yak milk isn't too easy to come by in Manchester, or do you make him come to yours, and don't tell me he has you drinking it after you know what he's like for waste not want not.:eek::D

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He makes me milk the Yak while he eats candy floss:mad:

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Originally Posted by Amex

He makes me milk the Yak while he eats candy floss:mad:

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Just the odd strand?? he can't eat too much or he'd weigh a bit more.;)

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Originally Posted by crumblydown

Just the odd strand?? he can't eat too much or he'd weigh a bit more.;)

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ODD STRAND, I think this latest topic has created an ODD THREAD. Is anybody actually doing anything on the fells (by anything I mean training ML before you start:)) Mentioning ML, when did he take up ballet (new avatar) lessons, no wonder he paints his toenails, now where did I put that blusher and mascara xxxxxx:eek: