Today's bollock(s)-scratching

Ha, pocket billiards.

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Originally Posted by Wheeze

pruritic sensory overload.

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'Pruritic'? Is that a made up word? Think you must mean 'prunitic': of or deriving from the prune family.

:rolleyes: Oh for goodness sake.

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Originally Posted by L.F.F.

'Pruritic'? Is that a made up word? Think you must mean 'prunitic': of or deriving from the prune family.

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Me? Make up a word??? How very dare you! Nay, pruritic is merely the adjectival form of the medical term Pruritis meaning to itch. Mindyou, Prunitis is a perfect made up form for this topic of conversation!

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Originally Posted by Wheeze

Indeed. Employing a traditional ungual/digital scrape is likely to produce excessive puckering, follicular ensnarement and gonadal ecchymosis of a most lachrymosal potential. Therefore the action is more one of testicular realignment and scrotal massage to relieve the pruritic sensory overload.

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aka 'lets get one thing straight' :rolleyes:

And the other one's bound to follow!:D

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Originally Posted by Wheeze

And the other one's bound to follow!:D

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"Boom boom!" :thumbup:

This whole thread is "nuts":w00t:

Needs a plain paper cover then.

Just had a sensational scratch of Santa's sack. Good to go again.