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Thanks merry, i thought i heard kes during the night. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
So for all you alci's, tis open!:D
That's me sorted then, I need to make up for missing last night.Quote:
Originally Posted by Al Fowler
What's the guest ale today?
Hmmm, i fancy Coniston Old Man Ale today.Quote:
Originally Posted by SteveS
Hmm, I think I fancy something from Ulverston, Another Fine Mess sounds quite appropriate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Al Fowler
Well Steve, your in charge. If dom causes any trouble again like last night, kick him out and call merrylegs. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by SteveS
morning senior dudes
Quiet here this morning. Is everyone hungover or something?
No one invited me!
I was going to partake but on reading bits of the thread this is far too chummy and fell Pony like for me. So as in real life as the beers good I shall be sat on my own in the corner reading and feeding my dogs pork scratchings, refusing to make eye contact with anyone and getting upset if the bar staff don't serve me my beer in a pint handled jug.
i thought it seemed a bit chummy too, not like proper solitary sad fell runners at all are they, they prefer this social thing as opposed to getting dead excited about a nice bit of greenery on the side of a hill
Is it ok if I pop my head round the door? I was just going to check whether anyone wanted to buy raffle tickets in aid of the hellfire orgy tonight? First prize is a hand embroidered late victorian gimp mask , and the runner up gets a roasting.
does the gimp mask come with that little orange ping pong ball thingy?Quote:
Originally Posted by AllanT
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Originally Posted by Darth domain
Or simply a zip?
This is a late victorian artifact & so uses hooks and eyelets to close as the zip hadn't been invented. While it does not include the ping pong ball thing, we will be auctioning a wooden engraved ball gag hand carved by a now extinct tribe of pygmies from the sahara desert. I understand that it was produced by commission to be compatable with an early victorian gimp mask which was in the possession of the explorer sir henry hardcock who discovered the tribe in 1886. I imagine an early victorian gimp mask should be much the same as design as it's descendants, and therefore would think it would be intercompatible? Perhaps some other experts could shed light from experience?
sniggersniggersnigger
Hmm, very interesting. Perhaps i should look in my uni's library if theres any extra info they can offer my. If not i could ask a librarian is they can tell me much about Mr Hardcock.Quote:
Originally Posted by AllanT
:D
Alas, I have just been told by Wheeze, who I understand is something of an expert on such items, that an early victorian gimp mask is a totally different design to a late victorian oned. As during the early victorian period it was fashionable for men to have large mutton chop whiskers there was a fairly generous cut to the gimp mask in order not to crush the whiskers. Meanwhile as during the late victorian period men tended to be increasingly clean shaven, the masks were cut tighter to increase the gimp experience. Therefore a ball gag made for an early victorian gimp mask would not be compatible with a late victorian gimp mask. Apparently however you can do a conversion job, but this would involve defacing an antique piece which woud be rather a shame really.
Im supprised time team have never found anything like this?Quote:
Originally Posted by AllanT
They did actually. In episode 3, series 4 you will recollect they excavated a BDSM dungeon originally established by Henry the 8th. One of the artifacts they found was an Elizabethan gimp mask probably belonging to a nobleman.Quote:
Originally Posted by Al Fowler
Haha ok, and what museum what that be in?Quote:
Originally Posted by AllanT
Alas, like so many artifacts, it was lost, possibly stolen, and is probably now resident in the private collection of some middle eastern oil sheik, or american business man??Quote:
Originally Posted by Al Fowler
Afternoon!
Nothing better but a brisk, cold bikeride for a few hours to blow the cobwebs away :)
Any coffee going?
Fancy popping up to mine for a coffee???..:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
Would be but I'm barred...Quote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
Ok, Off to Allan then for coffee and get yourself out of here Dom, before you get another kicking!
Do you have cake to go with that coffee Al?
Oooooo.....coffee cake would be nice.:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
And they buy drinks for other people what the world coming to ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth domain
Yeah, what IS the world coming to? :D
I see you live in the Black Mountains, why aren't you caving instead of hanging about with fell runners, you have some fantastic caves down thereQuote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
Dan Yr Ogof - amazing cave once you get past the tourist bit. The green canal great for shrinking the nadgers. (if you have some)
I'll be unveiling another Saloon special later, brewed by the fell fiends under the stairs.:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by SteveS
Open invite to all Senior Members. Come on in.Quote:
Originally Posted by skennaugh
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Originally Posted by southernsoftie
<throws pork scratchings at Antisocial to make him feel more at home>Quote:
Originally Posted by Antisocial
<puts Cheers theme tune on the jukebox>
"Sometimes you wanna go, where everybody knows your name..."
Anti: bring in your favourite tankard from home and we'll stick it behind the bar.
Not for me AllanT, my late Victorian gimp mask is fine.Quote:
Originally Posted by AllanT
<makes mental note to put up sign outside saying 'No hawkers, peddlars, or circulars'>
I remember that: it had a looser cut along the bottom so as not to ruin the leather ruff that was fashionable at the time!Quote:
Originally Posted by AllanT
Are we in this virtual bar now?Quote:
Originally Posted by southernsoftie
If so Bog off and don't talk to me
Who's that bloke who's just walked into the lounge? He's not from round ere..
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oMLCrzy9TEs
Let him in, he's from lancashire, he's the saloons sponsored charityQuote:
Originally Posted by AllanT
Nadgers? Assuming my knowledge of the foreign language that is English is right, no I don't have them... got great t*ts though... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Antisocial
...and I don't do caving, I prefer to be in the light, outside, high up on a hill or mountain, where I belong... :D