Not telling. He's going back next week anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by dominion
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Not telling. He's going back next week anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by dominion
What has he done, peed on the carpet? Eaten the rosebushes?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ady In Accy
Too many spots, wife says he clashes with the new wallpaper. Back to whitewashed walls, staw and bars (for him, not me).Quote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
That is so unfair, that isn't Geoffrey's fault... You can change the wallpaper...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ady In Accy
I will have him... My chapel is double height and he will go well with the guineafowl and Dom's tortoise... :p
The cat made a better fell runner than the bloody giraffe. They should stick to their poncy safari TV shows. Lesson learnt.
Oi! You're not having Morty!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
I am :pQuote:
Originally Posted by dominion
I will ride it... like a horse. I suspect he will make a great eventer one day...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ady In Accy
I am going to bed with my colouring book, I have a tortoise picture to do :).
Cool :) will there be a courgette in it too?Quote:
Originally Posted by molehill
You don't know where he lives! You're not getting him! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
really??? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by daz h
mine all died :( Swine flu I reckon :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by molehill
Courgettes can get swine flu?? :eek:
mine got something that's for sure!Quote:
Originally Posted by dominion
Attention defacit caused by the owner being out running/cycling/working......:confused:
dehydration as it's more commonly known??? :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Ady In Accy
Bit like my tomatoes :oQuote:
Originally Posted by emmilou
I do know where he lives, you posted a google pin once...Quote:
Originally Posted by dominion
You don't deserve him, you left him at your parents house!!!:mad:
Yeah but did you bookmark it?? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
Off course, I am a stalker with intent :DQuote:
Originally Posted by dominion
8 tonight.
But the Missus forgot to cook any for my supper :mad:.
The hands that picked them could have cooked them :DQuote:
Originally Posted by molehill
Han, you're entirely missing the reason for being married :rolleyes:.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
I am not married... I have a bicycle repair kit :DQuote:
Originally Posted by molehill
Yeah but you don't know how to use it! You still took speshie to a shop when you mashed him up the other week! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
And don't even think about blaming that on the bloke that rescued him and adopted him a few months back!!! :D
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Originally Posted by dominion
Hah! I did know how to use my repairkit, only problem was, it was missing a replacement link for my broken chain :(Quote:
Originally Posted by dominion
And the fact that the chain broke was due to a bloke who over-zealously decided to clean the bike up a few weeks back, wearing the chain thin with all the brushing and solvents...:rolleyes:
I was forbidden from harvesting tonight, Missus said they were too small. Damn growth rate has slowed up :(.
But Beastly Boris, the baby tortoise, has been tucking into a chunk of roast pheasant carcase (he dragged it under the woodburner). All is not lost and the Moley Mayhem continues
That is gutting Moley... Suppose you have to be prepared for the slowing down of the growth rate, as autumn seems to be aproaching rapidly :(Quote:
Originally Posted by molehill
Tiny courgettes are nice though, fried whole, crispy batter with parmesan on the outside, nice and soft and sweet on the inside... with some new potatoes and a grilled camembert...
Just back from my week away.. and which fellrunner thread seems to have had the most postings - and certainly the funniest - yep, courgettes! Love it!
Just found the following which I thought was worth sharing..
'You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think' - Dorothy Parker
Salubrious greetings back OBW, you did not miss a classic week of courgette growth but I blame that on the weather (and Gordon Brown).
Today: 1 picked
6 eaten :eek:.
There should be an improved harvest tomorrow, they are still coming well, but growing much slower.
Humph, who would be a courgette farmer in these trying times :o.
Well, he would... and his seem to come ready wrapped....
http://trevorsargent.files.wordpress...pg?w=150&h=112
Definitions of salubrious on the Web:
Healthy and normal outlets for youthful.... what!!! I need to know!!
- healthy: promoting health; healthful; "a healthy diet"; "clean healthy air"; "plenty of healthy sleep"; "healthy and normal outlets for youthful ...
- favorable to health of mind or body; "not the most salubrious campsite"; "one of the less salubrious suburbs"
Damn, wrong word again :rolleyes:.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boy Wonder
8 torn off from their mothers........
6 consumed in tonights prawn (and courgette) rissotto
I know you have all been hanging about on-line this morning, waiting for me to announce the grand total for August. And it is
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147
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wow.
< faints... >
This is all way too much excitement for me Moley, STOP IT :D