Originally Posted by
southernsoftie
it'll Be Like Something Out Of A War Epic: One Of Them Will Stop, Hearing A Slight Noise; The Others Will Hear Nothing. After A Pause, They'll Hear A Low Rumble, Then They'll See A Stone Move, And See Ripples Appear On Their Mug Of Thermossed Tea. The Vibrations Will Increase: Small Rockfalls Will Start, Sheep Will Begin To Scatter And They'll Dive For Cover, Sending Their Mint Cake Flying And Knocking Over Their Flasks, Creating Ominous Rivers Of Tea. The Crescendo Of Noise And Violence Continues Until One Brave Soul Peers Out From Behind Their Hiding Place In Time To Witness The Marauding Hordes Appear Over The Ridge, Attired In Their Frightening Battledress: Shorts, Vests, Muddy Legs And Inov8s (and The Odd Tutu), Before Letting Loose Their Chilling Batrle Cry: Snecklifter!
Lummy! Scared Myself There!:d