Today's poet

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Originally Posted by Mossdog

You are all so wrong!

Sweet Dreams
It's custard creams that will fill ya dream
With thrills and flavours to devour,
They're made for dunking, oh so supreme,
And to savour any hour.
Those yellow chappies stand so proud,
All biscuit and vanilla,
And if your mam says they're not allowed
You can stuff them under ya pilla.

And even a real poet thinks they're...er...poetic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yiht6GhCCbA
:D:D:D

Oh crumbs that was a long time coming - off form tonight.

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I love this Mossy..i forgot all about custard creams....delicious!

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Originally Posted by Derby Tup

I can't stop laughing :D:D excellent biscuit-based porno poetry everyone :cool:

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Fabulous! How on earth did this start tonight?

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Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill

http://web.mit.edu/cms/bcc/blogpics/nestle_nuggets.gif

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Crumbs, just been digesting tonights biscuit based goings on and i'm starving:eek:
HHH's post caught my eye, used to live of these when i was a nipper, and yes, they are that old, dissapeared for a while but made a comeback:cool:
They were bigger when i was smaller:confused:

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Originally Posted by IanDarkpeak

Digestives

tasty chrunchie bite
until dunked in steamy tea
soggy mess in cup

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Nice work IDP! Isn't it annoying when you raise the biscuit to your mouth and half drops back into the cup and floats about disintergrating in your cuppa?!

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Originally Posted by Mossdog

You are all so wrong!

Sweet Dreams
It's custard creams that will fill ya dream
With thrills and flavours to devour,
They're made for dunking, oh so supreme,
And to savour any hour.
Those yellow chappies stand so proud,
All biscuit and vanilla,
And if your mam says they're not allowed
You can stuff them under ya pilla.

And even a real poet thinks they're...er...poetic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yiht6GhCCbA
:D:D:D

Oh crumbs that was a long time coming - off form tonight.

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I enjoyed that link Mossy. Not a fan of custard creams, so I'd be happy to feed them to the magpies.

The ideal biscuit

For satisfaction
One must not go too soggy
Upon first dunking

I thought I'd better add a title to this one so as not to be misunderstood!

CLUB biscuits!!!!! can you remember them?...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LmZCMmNPkM

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club
If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club
If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club
etc etc ......

now that's not rude is it?

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Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill

Fabulous! How on earth did this start tonight?

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Hes' semi-erotic description of derobing chocolate gingers iirc :)

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Originally Posted by Mossdog

You are all so wrong!

Sweet Dreams
It's custard creams that will fill ya dream
With thrills and flavours to devour,
They're made for dunking, oh so supreme,
And to savour any hour.
Those yellow chappies stand so proud,
All biscuit and vanilla,
And if your mam says they're not allowed
You can stuff them under ya pilla.

And even a real poet thinks they're...er...poetic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yiht6GhCCbA
:D:D:D

Oh crumbs that was a long time coming - off form tonight.

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Excellent work, worth the wait! That poem on youtube had it all, voyeurism, lust, desire, dominance and a bit of nature, it was some voice he read it in too.

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

Crumbs, just been digesting tonights biscuit based goings on and i'm starving:eek:
HHH's post caught my eye, used to live of these when i was a nipper, and yes, they are that old, dissapeared for a while but made a comeback:cool:
They were bigger when i was smaller:confused:

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Evening Merry! Have you anything to add regarding your favourite biscuit or are you a savoury man?