I've been having trouble with my internet so I rang the Orange Helpline.
The adviser said, "Have you tried disabling cookies?"
I said, "I've bitten the leg off a gingerbread man. Does that count?"
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I've been having trouble with my internet so I rang the Orange Helpline.
The adviser said, "Have you tried disabling cookies?"
I said, "I've bitten the leg off a gingerbread man. Does that count?"
My missus came home yesterday and said 'Pack your bags I've won the lottery'
'What should I pack' I replied 'are we going somewhere hot?'
'We aren't going anywhere' she said 'just pack your bags and f**k off'
I don't know why our dog licks his balls. They taste disgusting to me . . .
Ha ha ha he he he hoo hoo hooo harrrr!
Am I still awake or up early I cant tell but funny jokes either way good ol joke page. Ahhh :-)
My wife's just dropped a bombshell. She won't be coming home again. In fact, nobody from the munitions factory will be coming home again.
The weather forecast doesn't look too good. Apparently there's a shower of shite coming in from Brazil.
No-one has posted a joke for 6 months, and with the festive season approaching, I'm becoming desperate for some new material.
I'd therefore like to put out an URGENT CHRISTMAS APPEAL for jokes. Second-hand or refurbished stock will also be gratefully accepted.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus
why is a horse like cricket?
Both get stopped by the rein!
How can you get your name in lights the world over?
Change your name to Emergency Exit!