Oh no... have I got the wrong end of the stick AGAIN!;)
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Oh no... have I got the wrong end of the stick AGAIN!;)
Shut it you pair of mankini clad pedal pushing sissies:DQuote:
Originally Posted by lantern rouge
Make that 3 pedal pushing sissies, but i prefer a Yorkini:DQuote:
Originally Posted by The Master
I want to make it clear, I have yet to wear (or even express an interest in) a mankini.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
Now I know why you're so bloomin' fast... running scared of cold water.
You've nothing to worry about. There's not enough upholstery on you to be of interest to a pike or even an eel. ;)
And pour scorn upon we warriors of the road, and we'll come round and whip your skinny ass with your own manbag.:D
I want to make it clear, I have yet to wear (or even express an interest in) a mankini.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
Now I know why you're so bloomin' fast... running scared of cold water.
You've nothing to worry about. There's not enough upholstery on you to be of interest to a pike or an eel. ;)
And pour scorn upon we warriors of the road, and we'll come round and whip your skinny ass with your own manbag.
So good he posted it twice.
Already paid my pain fee for Bala but undecided on Hellvelyn or the Vit? Hellvelyn is a calling though....:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by lantern rouge
And who are you callin a sissy oh lame one?!!;)
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Originally Posted by lantern rouge
Yeah, wot them two said, so there, Master:p Cyclists rule, skeletons drool:DQuote:
Originally Posted by emmilou
Hey give the skelington a break, he can't help having issues with food.:rolleyes: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
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Originally Posted by merrylegs
Just you weight till the next race we are at together fatsoes...im going to finish, change and then sit in a deckchair and weight.....and weight....and weight for you both to plop over the finish line:DQuote:
Originally Posted by crumblydown
Might just plop over the finish line, land on you and squash your deckchair, we'll have to weight and see:DQuote:
Originally Posted by The Master
Weight? I'll test yer patience yer racing snake... hope you've got a good book! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
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Originally Posted by emmilou
Do you mean pain as in the event or the cost:eek:
It's a good 'un though, even at the money... they say the hill on the run is a killer, and they mean it, but the venue is great and the bike course, a cracker.
Helvellyn is a beauty... How the hell Ali Brownlee got round in the time he did last year I don't know. Can't speak for the Vit, but have unfinished business at Helvellyn...
... does that sound a bit triathlon-esque of me?!!;)
you know... a bit like Jeremy Clarkson!
BOTH!!! All these try-afferlons are costing me a fortune!! :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by lantern rouge
Money-wise, it's a different league to fell races, but Bala is a great one, and if that's worth the money, then the awesome Helvellyn is cheap at (literally) half the price.Quote:
Originally Posted by emmilou
Wensleydale is the same price, roughly, as Helvellyn, but this year will be my first time, so can't speak for what it's like as a race. Reportedly a good 'un and in some respects, harder than Helvellyn. The water is colder; the cycle route has nastier hills and the run is all run-able. I must dig out a review of it on here somewhere.
A whole year's fell running didn't cost me as much as Bala, but granted, I don't do many races:( .
Stick to the fell races Emm they're much cheaper.;)Quote:
Originally Posted by emmilou
I'm hoping to get to Helvellyn, it just depends;)
Them free ones, like Liver Hill, don't cost much:DQuote:
Originally Posted by crumblydown
You know that wind you were on about, dont worry it will blow you there:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Deejay
Hey up Merrylegs save some energy for the Anni Waltz, and save some bait for me like, as long as it is canny lot like:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
For you, bonny lad, i'd climb a moontun:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid
So that's cabbage, sprouts and figs for my pre race meal, any other recommendations AK?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid
You could always wash it down with a curry and a coupe of pints of lager, that usually works quite well. :eek: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Deejay
Excellent, Im starting to look forward to this race now:DQuote:
Originally Posted by crumblydown
May not be quite so much fun for whoever is following in your wake so to speak.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Deejay
Beans are excellent for producing a good tune on the bowel bugle:eek: :D
So thats a packet of Tudor I presume, wey ye bugger man, i will bring ya a bottle of Nuclear Broon pet.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
Why eye, divn't forget, not gannen yem wi oot it:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid
do you drink nuclear brown with a straw?
It will be very potent alongside Multibionta-probiotic multivitimans for the over 50s works well for me. Can be purchaced from boots 3 for 2 bargain.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deejay
Mr C should try it with the curry and beer diet, Merrylegs don't even think about it you are only a youngun.:D
Too late for thinking, been on it for years:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid
Aye, I winnit forget:) no straws though especially after a race, might pass oot like:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
Wor lass is given me lessons on passing oot, r u calling my pint a poof, Biffa Bacon:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid
Aye ah mite be!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
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well Daz isn't posting here about his Fell Pony win (at the loop) so I will....and a prize winner too, not sure all those biscuits will help the training though
well, as the only Anarchist in attendance, it is indeed true as harrymoon says that I got a "win" - 63rd out of 69!
for a short while I thought I might have to DNF though :eek: - tweaked my knee on the first section of the descent off the ridge and was really painful for a while - sucked it up for the honour of the Ponies though :D
I've already started on those biccies :o
Well done Daz!
Up the Ponies!
None of the mighty Brycheiniog in attendance?
Wish I'd joined the Fell Ponies now!;)Quote:
Originally Posted by DazTheSlug
You know it makes sense...:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Swoop
Well sucked up daz, keep the pony pride going. Rice Pudding Boy, call my pint a poof agin an i'll set me mutha on yer:D