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My tummy is full, I ate your toast too;)
We might be on for a forum in bloom prize.
The flowers in the window boxes look A1.
Have you been listening to Julian and Sandy on Round the Horne again?Quote:
Originally Posted by Wheeze
Sat here having a quiet pint thinking about poor old wheeze.
Full tanks and no relief. May be hamshank or love lust might help the poor old lad.
Moving swiftly on to the new salted peanuts and scratching, very nice to have free tasters on the tables.
Sitting under the veranda this evening puffing on my Cohiba Esplendidos to keep the midges off, I had one of those surreal moments recalling sitting in a stream with Wheeze puffing on a cigar and listening to Pink Floyd.
That kind of behaviour is probably frowned upon by the modern generation of fell runners, never mind, the memories last forever.
My dear chap. That was, without a doubt, one of the highpoints of a happy sporting life in the hills. But the context is all. As it represented your final admission into the Dragons Back Club, it was a particularly sweet moment!
Now, stand by. I have been working on Armageddon so that he will be ready to hammer over to you for a visit when Old Git Drakeford lifts his dead hand...the lure of a Cohiba is strong! Incidentally, where on earth do you get them from in your neck o' the woods??
Must have nodded off after reading the malt page.
Still semi light outside.
Off to bed for me.
Remember to put the windows on lock.
I am only on the lemonade tonight, does make the evening drag though. Off home to put the chickens to bed.
A wee dram of the good stuff please.
Anyone care to join me?
So long as we don’t have to wear silly masks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stagger
It’ll be cheaper and more effective, if we drink the hand sanitizer alcohol.
Another good hour putting the world to right.
Nice stuff what Oracle brought.
I hear a rumour that Boris Johnson is so fed up with the Celts asking for more money he is declaring independence for England, sent an email out to the 3 nations telling them to sod off, you are on your own from next Thursday.
Won't effect us will it?
Careful Moley...remember the house rule about politics! (but no, wont affect us at all!)
Anyone fancy queueing for ale tomorrow night?
Or
Just have a peaceful hour in hear.
Ah yes, no politics even in jest!
"I predict a riot", when the pubs open. I'm too long in the tooth for all that excitement so a quiet pint here in a comfy chair will do me fine.
I don't envy the emergency services trying to keep control and then mop up the mess, like to hope I am wrong.
Sensible would be water there drinks down.
All pubs shut by 10pm
Four or five pints of hand pulled plus a packet of pork scratchings.
Along with good company is a perfect evening.
Ah. But have you tried the hand sanitizer?Quote:
Originally Posted by molehill
A few drams of that and the world looks better already.
It’s an ill wind that blows nobody good!
Of course the serious side of me suspects A and E will have to deal with a view excesses of just that.
Could send all the drunks to the nightingale hospitals. At leat they would get a bit of use.
Could someone please pass me that 2008 Fellrunner magazine?
Now here is a subject to while away an hour or more whilst enjoying a beer. Or how I can bore the pants off you!Quote:
Originally Posted by Oracle
I recall from my enthusiastic years of building meths stoves out of assorted tin cans that I read somewhere hand sanitizer can be used as fuel, I don't recall trying it but a quick Google shows it to be the case
https://youtu.be/h_0kJAl8bG0
So there we go, a start towards the book "101 uses for hand sanitizer". Sanitize hands (boooooring), boil up a cup of tea, drink and get p****d.
97 uses to go, should keep the lounge amused through lockdown :)
Moley, drinking that sanitizer has affected your ability to subtract. 101 minus 3 is 98!Quote:
Originally Posted by molehill
Anyway, here's another. No 4. Put it between your toes if you have athletes foot. Stings a bit though.
97 to go.
No5.Quote:
Originally Posted by Llani Boy
Strip the varnish off your nice wooden table.
Did it by accident. ‘Er indoors is not amused. Oops, 96
Just in case Brett calls last orders, pull me a Timothy Taylor's Landlords and a large Highland Park 15 please bartender.
Fancy a game of darts anyone before we can't?
Is this real?
Are we still here, or am I still in a dream?
Give yourself a punch and find out!
Never been in here before, Cold Beetroot Juice for me please.:cool:
Now then John, we don't pander to that organic nonsense in here! Got some Britvic tomato juice if that will do? Do want a dash of Worcestershire with that??
Oh, and I've got some copies of Classic Car Mechanics under the counter if interested!;)
Intersted lead me to them:cool: I will skip the tomato juice in preference for a Raspberry and Goji berry tea please (non organic is fine) Thank you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wheeze
Hmm. We will have to bring this up at the next AGM. At the moment the flashest tea we have is Earl Grey.
Timmy Taylors
Or
Yorkshire tea
Simply the best.
Next you'll be wanting a bookface computer and cheap drinks at the bar!
Free salted peanuts are good enough for the folks who frequent this establishment.
JohnK appears to think that this is the 21st Century. The rest of us are mostly willing to admit that we have passed into the second half of the 20th Century.
I'm sure the lounge committee will look kindly on all suggestions for updating. But given that we still allow sheep in the bar, Walshes are the official footwear and we've only just changed two 2 pin sockets to 3 pin, I think John is a tad optimistic!
I called in for a few moments a couple of weeks ago, but quickly left after a bloke smoking a pipe gave me a funny look. I wasn't sure if an invite was needed or not.
Is that cabinet under the window a Juke Box?
Come come Come Llani, no noisy boxes in hear.
The cabinet in question is a snuff & cigar bureau. Only available on special occasions. FRA relays etc
Thanks to the bar staff this evening for the salted dripping bread.
Do you get the guy who comes in selling "bargain" gear?
Vegetables/Meat/Socks/Aftershave/Watches...
No just the shellfish guy selling the pots of cockles and winkles, bags of shrimps and crab sticks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Travs
A crab stick is one of the most disgusting things I have ever eaten.Quote:
Originally Posted by Witton Park
Unsurprisingly they don't contain any crab meat, just reconstituted left over mush from other fishy processes.
I'd rather eat cat food!