Enya has announced her next fixtures:
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Well it made me laugh.
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Enya has announced her next fixtures:
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Well it made me laugh.
I am reminded of the lobster that went to a disco and pulled a muscle!
Guess who I bumped into at the Opticians today?
Everyone!
Don't get girlfriend from Tesco, It's a bag for life.
People should stop having a go at fat people.
They have enough on their plates.
'There's been a fire at Tesco'Quote:
Originally Posted by Stagger
"Has there?"
'No Tesco'
A Russian spy, an IRA supporter and a racist walk into a pub.
The barman says
"What can I get you Mr Corbyn?"
A bloke fell off a crag on Kinder because he was using his phone. He was ringing Roger.
Nice to see topical fell running-related humour. :)
Two fell runners are running across a remote moor when one suddenly cries out and falls to the ground.
He doesn't appear to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head, so his friend panics and calls 999 on his mobile telephone.
''My friend is dead!'' he cries. ''What can I do?''
The operator, speaking in a soothing voice, tries to calm him down. ''Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.''
The line goes silent for a moment and there's a loud bang before the man comes back on the line. ''Okay,'' he says breathlessly, ''Now what?''