Well gyppo, I am from Shropshire....and we do like our sheep here ;)
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Well gyppo, I am from Shropshire....and we do like our sheep here ;)
Run slowly past psychotic farm dog thinking it won't just turn around and bite you anyway (Grindleford Gallop)
After watching your faithful hound catch a bolt of electric off the fence wired thru the stile, do the same yourself, whilst mate looks on doubled up and in tears.
or was i chasing the sheep:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by gyppo
I know a joke about farming and sheep, but unrepeatable in the public domain!:oQuote:
Originally Posted by gyppo
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Originally Posted by Vince
you have started so you may fininsh? even though it may be moderated..:p
It is the one about the new farmer, a flock of sheep and a ram, but couldn't see any of his sheep bearing lambs, so asked a vet how he could help with the process... anyone else heard this one?;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Penguin
baaaaa baaaaaQuote:
Originally Posted by Vince
jump over fence without looking only to realise there is a 10 foot drop at the other side.. :confused:
Carrying on, the vet suggested artificial insemination. As the farmer didn't understand the vet said "Doing it yourself!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Vince
"Oh", said the farmer. "But how do you know that they are with lamb?"
"When they sit contented in the meadow" replied the vet.
So the farmer loaded 8 sheep into his landrover and took them to his barn and, well,...
The following morning, very tired, asked his wife to look out and see if the sheep were sitting contentedin the meadow. She replied "No, they are in the Landrover honking the horn!";)
I'll get my coat....
I wish the penguin that falls in water would kick the other ones ass for a change. Grrrrrrr dam penguin:mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Penguin