8th annual XOTF

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Originally Posted by Antisocial

you may as well leave as well al - you are too young for all this male menopausal rubbish - get out while you can.

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A very true point, perhaps its not what my young eyes should witness.
Uncle Amex will look after me though.

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Originally Posted by Pantisocial

Hmm, I feel a trip to http://www.agentprovocateur.com/coll...3&cmp=PS010203
and nothing else!
oh dear but it would be cold around the coledale horseshoe on the Sunday hmm sail in that out fit would be an unpleasant feeling

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ooooooooooooooooooo uckkkkkkkkkk. To think of anti social in any of this :D

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Originally Posted by Al Fowler

Uncle Amex will look after me though.

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You certainly do not want to see Amex dressed in the Venus fly trap:)

Is this half way round surprise Amex is organising an Anne Summers party? Shall i stuff my stockings and suspenders in my bumbag just in case?

Oh dear me Mr B,

Anne Summers, please! :(

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Originally Posted by mr brightside

Is this half way round surprise Amex is organising an Anne Summers party? Shall i stuff my stockings and suspenders in my bumbag just in case?

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Yes and Yes:
but as Lola says Anne Summers no no no it's just tacky;)

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Originally Posted by Amex

Yes and Yes:
but as Lola says Anne Summers no no no it's just tacky;)

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It'll have to be the fishnets, wouldn't want to ladder my favourite black stockings on some brambles. :D

Hmm..I think I'm getting a lovely lace basque and suspenders (detachable) for Christmas so don't really want to get another beforehand. I'll probably just have to wear the same as in my avatar, plus Montrails.

Blimey I think I'm going to look sooooo utterly boring compared to the rest of you. :eek:
Think I'll take a leaf out of Merrylegs book re the undergarments! ;) :D

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Originally Posted by Pantisocial

Honey thank you for your kind and sociable offer, but there is a slight problem, i would prefer some form of courting.
Old fashioned i hear you cry:
Champagne, flowers, chocolates, various visits to the Trafford centre, phone calls, telling me how much you are missing me, text messages saying the same, when are you men going to learn that the more you give and show the more you get in return.
i am afraid pie and chips and a quick fondle by the side of Moot Hall are just not enough for me xx
Suzie

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i try all this stuff with my other half, gets me nowhere

Tsk tsk, what's happened to this thread? :eek: In the beginning it was all BGR legs at 23hr schedule and chopper dropped kit at preselected intervals, now it's turned into a deviant running club who mince around the fells in drag and seek little 'misunderstandings' round the back of that hall place :D Hmmm, which do i prefer...pace or lace :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Darth domain

i try all this stuff with my other half, gets me nowhere

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Well it works with me every time, maybe you are doing them in the wrong order, or like most men being impatient:confused: for me, I am then like a puppy who can only look up at her masters eyes, and I obey every command

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Originally Posted by Mountain Goatess

Blimey I think I'm going to look sooooo utterly boring compared to the rest of you. :eek:
Think I'll take a leaf out of Merrylegs book re the undergarments! ;) :D

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That's the way MG, ain't even gonna wear a leaf;)

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Originally Posted by Roy Scott

ooooooooooooooooooo uckkkkkkkkkk. To think of anti social in any of this :D

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I know where you live:mad:

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Originally Posted by Antisocial

I know where you live:mad:

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In that case fancy popping round, the kettle has just boiled. Maybe after we can go for a run in the fells of the Garden City and I can show you some real hills :D

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Originally Posted by Roy Scott

In that case fancy popping round, the kettle has just boiled. Maybe after we can go for a run in the fells of the Garden City and I can show you some real hills :D

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So essentially you think of mew in woman's underwear and you want me to your house , these hills would not be depicted on etchings upstairs would they. Perhaps you ought to attend XOTF now there is a place spare - you and amexc would mate for life as it were.

Never mind all this dressing up in 'exotic' attire or even the drinking, I'm really looking forward to the run, strangely enough. Sorry but there's always a boring one :)

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Originally Posted by Stolly

Never mind all this dressing up in 'exotic' attire or even the drinking, I'm really looking forward to the run, strangely enough. Sorry but there's always a boring one :)

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Think I'll join you in the boring corner Stollster...hill reps anyone?! :cool:

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Originally Posted by Antisocial

Perhaps you ought to attend XOTF now there is a place spare - you and amexc would mate for life as it were.

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You 2 are already on the 'list' I hope there's not going to be any fisticuffs, I'm not standing for any of that shenanigans :mad:

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Originally Posted by Stolly

Never mind all this dressing up in 'exotic' attire or even the drinking, I'm really looking forward to the run, strangely enough. Sorry but there's always a boring one :)

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That as well Stolly. ;)

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Originally Posted by emmilou

You 2 are already on the 'list' I hope there's not going to be any fisticuffs, I'm not standing for any of that shenanigans :mad:

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I'm out Amex and Panti have seen to that

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Originally Posted by Antisocial

I'm out Amex seen to that

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Good, you would have found one excuse at some point even if the cat had looked at you in a funny way, so you now have me as your excuse:p glad i have been of service to you.
xx
love you

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Originally Posted by Amex

Good, you would have found one excuse at some point even if the cat had looked at you in a funny way, so you now have me as your excuse:p glad i have been of service to you.
xx
love you

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See an elitist pony jolly as I predicted. I am pleased you think your pathetic mid-life leching was of benefit.

don't like cats

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Originally Posted by Antisocial

See an elitist pony jolly as I predicted. I am pleased you think your pathetic mid-life leching was of benefit.

don't like cats

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Mid-life leching:D Whatever,
Your just not allowed to go, i understand don't worry no need to get all nasty.
xx
Now stop drinking that grumpy juice.

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Originally Posted by Stolly

Never mind all this dressing up in 'exotic' attire or even the drinking, I'm really looking forward to the run, strangely enough. Sorry but there's always a boring one :)

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I am also looking forward to the run, hope that rain holds off. I have never ventured into this section of the lakes before. I would be up for hill reps, just as long as noone did not get left behind :)

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Originally Posted by Antisocial

So essentially you think of mew in woman's underwear and you want me to your house , these hills would not be depicted on etchings upstairs would they. Perhaps you ought to attend XOTF now there is a place spare - you and amexc would mate for life as it were.

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hhhhmmm I sense much anger in you. As Yoda once said 'Anger leads to the dark side'.

This is the last post I will direct your way mate. I am sure you are a nice bloke in real life and look forward to a chat at XOTF if you come.

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Originally Posted by Roy Scott

hhhhmmm I sense much anger in you. As Yoda once said 'Anger leads to the dark side'.

This is the last post I will direct your way mate. I am sure you are a nice bloke in real life and look forward to a chat at XOTF if you come.

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Thats the thing, he's a right grumpy git on here and personally i hate his guts.
But speaking to him pre/post race and he's a lovely chap and i dont hate his guts?

:D :D :D

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Originally Posted by Roy Scott

look forward to a chat at XOTF .

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NOT LONG NOW! :)

can we start counting down in sleeps yet?!!!

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Originally Posted by emmilou

NOT LONG NOW! :)

can we start counting down in sleeps yet?!!!

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Aslong as its the official countdown....and none of this abba lark.

In my official capacity as XOTF sorter outer i now start the official countdown this count down is based on get ups
10
9 to the abba night out
i now pass the official countdown to my temporary PA

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Originally Posted by Amex

In my official capacity as XOTF sorter outer i now start the official countdown this count down is based on get ups
10
9 to the abba night out
i now pass the official countdown to my temporary PA

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Not get ups....everyone know's it SLEEPS.... :(

errrr it's still 10 :D

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Originally Posted by Roy Scott

hhhhmmm I sense much anger in you. As Yoda once said 'Anger leads to the dark side'.

This is the last post I will direct your way mate. I am sure you are a nice bloke in real life and look forward to a chat at XOTF if you come.

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or Welwyn Garden City
You also sense terrible spelling in that last post.
Mate - I assume that is a request, shocking you have no shame!
Re posts - you got the message then.

Won't be at XOTF, don't want to slip on Amex's dribble :D (I put this to show willing).

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Originally Posted by Antisocial

Won't be at XOTF, don't want to slip on Amex's dribble :D (I put this to show willing).

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You still here:confused: (i put this to show i am bored)

I'm going to cancel Christmas if you lot don't bloody pack it in :mad:

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Originally Posted by emmilou

I'm going to cancel Christmas if you lot don't bloody pack it in :mad:

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he started it :D

ok
i will not respond again to his comments

I'm sure Aunty Sally had already bailed out of XOTF many, many pages back??
:confused:

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Originally Posted by dominion

I'm sure Aunty Sally had already bailed out of XOTF many, many pages back??
:confused:

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Numerous times.

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Originally Posted by emmilou

I'm going to cancel Christmas if you lot don't bloody pack it in :mad:

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Good - I win

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Originally Posted by dominion

I'm sure Aunty Sally had already bailed out of XOTF many, many pages back??
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Twas 4

I'm posting just so as to not put others off, as they would be if the last post was AS's :D

And if anyone has anything grumpy to say, please follow legal protocol with the grumperer PM'ing the said grumperee rather than boring or pissing off the rest of us poor sods.

(Assumes the lotus position and takes a deep calming intake of breath)

Now back to XOTF :)