Today's poet

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Originally Posted by Hes

Yuk...that's grim!:eek:

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:D:eek::D

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Originally Posted by Hes

Yuk...that's grim!:eek:

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in fact...add in Herakles' poem abut David Dickinson and we could make it grimmer...

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Originally Posted by Stef F

V funny Merry!

Now something about a cod piece
smelling of fish
served with daddies sauce
what a tasty dish

Eugh....maybe I shouldn't post this! :eek::o

Still hungry?!!!!

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No, you've put me in my plaice:o
Feel a bit flat now!

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

No, you've put me in my plaice:o
Feel a bit flat now!

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Ok now I'm laughing properly....thank you :cool:

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

No, you've put me in my plaice:o
Feel a bit flat now!

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as Basil Brsuh would say.........Boom, Boom!

nice one merry!

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

No, you've put me in my plaice:o
Feel a bit flat now!

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There was a fight in our local chippy last night. One fella got battered and another got his chips! :D:o

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

Finger envy by a fish
Cos they don't have any
Dam you Birdseye:mad:

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fish don't have fingers
but mermaids do
a group of the swimmers
can pleasure the crew

ok...I have probably just stepped over the line (fishing line). Apologies to any readers of more modest nature.

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Originally Posted by Hes

Haven't heard that for a while. Sweet, HHH! Maybe you should work on the follow up revenge poem where the offending fish gets caught and made into a fish finger? But then, seeing as you are now a confirmed veggie (and I am already), I shouldn't be encouraging that sort of behaviour.

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One, two, three, four, five,
Once I caught a fish alive.
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
I wouldn't let it go again.
Why didn't I let it go?
'Cos I was feeling hungry so.
How did I cook the fish?
As a finger, my favourite dish.

The courtship of Mrs Birdseye

I don't want your diamonds
I don't want your gold
the way to win this girls heart
your lovely fish fingers, but not cold!

oh aye....this is high brow stuff.....:D

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Originally Posted by Hes

ok...I have probably just stepped over the line (fishing line)

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Hook, line and Titanic (sinker):D