Today's poet

Want fishfingers, he said with raised eyes,
Not a problem,
Try Scampi Fries!

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Originally Posted by freckle

The courtship of Mrs Birdseye

I don't want your diamonds
I don't want your gold
the way to win this girls heart
your lovely fish fingers, but not cold!

oh aye....this is high brow stuff.....:D

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This stuff of the high brow
raised an eyebrow
at the concept of warm fish fingers
delivered by romeo a wooing

Would she like poetry?
Champagne or flowers?
No bring on the fish fingers
You'll all need cold showers!

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Originally Posted by Hes

fish don't have fingers
but mermaids do
a group of the swimmers
can pleasure the crew

ok...I have probably just stepped over the line (fishing line). Apologies to any readers of more modest nature.

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hilarious i love it!

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Originally Posted by Stef F

This stuff of the high brow
raised an eyebrow
at the concept of warm fish fingers
delivered by romeo a wooing

Would she like poetry?
Champagne or flowers?
No bring on the fish fingers
You'll all need cold showers!

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Thats so funny! :D

This thread is turning mighty fishy, but funny:D

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Originally Posted by freckle

The courtship of Mrs Birdseye

I don't want your diamonds
I don't want your gold
the way to win this girls heart
your lovely fish fingers, but not cold!

oh aye....this is high brow stuff.....:D

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That would make Carol Ann Duffy proud! Nice one Freckle.:D

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Originally Posted by Hes

That would make Carol Ann Duffy proud! Nice one Freckle.:D

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Yes well there are some real contenders on here for the next fish poem laurete !....................:):D:)

Time I went to bed. Good night my fish finger loving fell poet friends (vegetarian options also available) :)

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Originally Posted by Derby Tup

Time I went to bed. Good night my fish finger loving fell poet friends (vegetarian options also available) :)

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Tucked up tight
against the cold of the night
fish fingers swimming in his tummy
with brown sauce oh so yummy
he sleeps, out like a light

A life on the ocean wave,
Oh how i love the sea,
But sadly for tonight,
That's all you'll get from me.
I'm off to bed, Merrilly
Good night all

The thought of fishfingers, lingers:)