ah not to worry it's cos penguin keeps getting clipped round lug hole form boss penguin :D
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remember that you haven't any spare batterys for your torch and the damm thing goes dim on you..
Tell your brother that 'this bit is easy and we can gain some time' then go arse over tit and end up with a chipped bone in yer elbow!!!!
personal experience Tupper?
Think, aww, its not that far to go, im not wasting the time tying that lace, and then tripping over it on the final descent and bruising your ribs.
On a freezing Winter's day - clutch your gonads with your hands inside your Ron Hill's.
Trust me. . . . . you won't get them out in time, when you fall over. (Your hands that is, not your gonads !!)
Descend steep, dry, gorse banks on your arse :mad: .
you could always stay indoors and do the cleaning.. at least you don't have to explain the bruised backside? :rolleyes:
Wait for your wife to go into labour.....shiucks...
Run through a field full of protective cows with their calves. I thought we were brown bread for sure.